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Ever since the StackOverflow conspiracy was first discovered we know we have been living with all our imaginary Internet dollar points at risk.

The Winter Bash would be the perfect opportunity to put an end to that risk, but it turns out that there is no tinfoil hat that we can obtain to protect ourselves from the evil that spreads forth from Jeff Atchocolate.

Also, even though it is not Friday, it is Summer in the Southern hemisphere.

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How can you be so sure there are no tinfoil hats?… – balpha Dec 19 '12 at 11:17
I am trying to figure how I can be sure. The conspiracy runs deep. – R. Martinho Fernandes Dec 19 '12 at 11:31
They exist as a secret hat on area51. – Toon Krijthe Dec 19 '12 at 14:12

[Serious Answer]: When we were going to do custom hats for each site, we talked about tinfoil hats for MSO and Skeptics (as a joke!) but then realized: there just wasn't time. We'll consider them for next year, as hopefully we'll have time for per-site hats in the future.

[Unserious Answer]: If we gave you tinfoil hats, it would only confirm your suspicions. And we can't have that, now can we? Votem et circenses!

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up vote 21 down vote accepted

Hahah! I am now protected by the power of tinfoil!

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we made this hat just for you. – Jin Dec 16 '13 at 17:15
Oh wow, now I got a Bounty Hunter hat. – R. Martinho Fernandes Dec 18 '13 at 15:21

Winter bash with hats, but no tinfoil hats? No protection?

<conspiracy theory>Coincidence? I THINK NOT! </conspiracy theory>

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It's entirely possible I wrote this answer for the sole purpose of getting a hat – jdotjdot Dec 19 '12 at 17:23
pish posh Everybody knows that copper foil is superior to tinfoil in providing protection from...well, you know. – Kit Z. Fox Dec 19 '12 at 19:45

I'd expect tin foil hats to be most fashionable on

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