Close reasons still have links to the FAQ in them - these should be referred to as the Help Center, since that's what it is now.
Not Constructive (emphasis obviously mine)
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Off Topic (ditto)
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Too Localized (...)
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Not A Real Question (...)
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All of these should be changed to "see this Help Center topic" (or similar). Since, y'know, it's the Help Center, now, not the FAQ.