I just asked this question about Long Pressing on Android. I had attempted to create an OnLongClickListener but had accidentally made a regular OnClickListener. When it understandably didn't work as I intended, I came to SO. The first answer pointed out that mistake.
Do I delete this question since it was asked on false pretenses? The core of my question is non-existent. Long presses work the way I wanted them to, I just wasn't using a long press.
For now I have flagged it for mod attention since it may need to be closed instead of deleted.