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No one is talking
Many of us are clueless

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-1 because WTF is not 5 syllables. – Phoshi Dec 12 '09 at 21:16
@Phosi: You are so wrong! Doub-le U T F! Count 'em! – raven Dec 12 '09 at 21:20
@raven: That's not how I pronounce it. – ベレアー アダム Dec 12 '09 at 21:23
Further, while "WTF" may be a suitable Kireji, the verse given lacks any discernible kigo. – ベレアー アダム Dec 12 '09 at 21:27
Ooooh. I hadn't thought of that. I'd totally un-downvote now if I could. – Phoshi Dec 12 '09 at 22:17
@Phoshi - Added haiku tag. Now unfrozen is your vote. Up-vote if you wish. – Robert Cartaino Dec 12 '09 at 23:51
Bah! I un-downvoted, now I can't upvote for some reason. Still, I un-downvoted :P – Phoshi Dec 12 '09 at 23:55
This haiku stuff is getting on my nerves. I think my cursing finally got to his blog VM... – alex Dec 13 '09 at 0:21
@Phoshi - You only have one chance. Either "undo down-vote" or "reverse to up-vote" before you are "outside the window." Try again after edit. – Robert Cartaino Dec 13 '09 at 0:56
If I explain this will someone be angry with me? There seems a convention to avoid answering this question. – Rosinante Dec 13 '09 at 3:37
the first rule of haiku club is do not talk about haiku club – quack quixote Dec 13 '09 at 4:51
Last line could be "One word: WTF" – Kees C. Bakker Nov 20 '12 at 21:35
Relevant: – Kevin Nov 2 '13 at 5:15
up vote 18 down vote accepted

he looks so confused,
"What are these strange words?" he cries,
answers, he finds none

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give a man a fish
and you feed him for a day.
rather, teach haiku.

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salesmen, advertisers, bots
kill -9 "spiced ham"

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all converge to read
written courtesies gone cold
somewhere a phone rings

fruit falls from the tree
birds have not gone for winter
one careless beetle

web in disrepair
spiders go strangely absent
they don't like pressed meat

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Oh Stackoverflow!
Jeff Atwood created it
Jon Skeet answers all

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