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Because someone just had to complain.
From my lengthy experience at StackOverflow, I believe that this is a conspiracy against us all! Jeff doesn't want his posts to look horrible so he created 10 sock puppet accounts to up vote him. Why does he not want these posts to look horrible? It is all an evil conspiracy I tell you! The most upvotes he gets, the better he looks in the communities eyes. Thus he secretly tricks us all into believing what he says is gold. It is a plot to bring back the concept of divine right!
Then, when he has successfully tricked us all into accepting every word he utters, he will tell us all to program him machines to make waffles! And not just any waffles, these are waffles that will be delivered to him on the backs of domesticated ponies! Furthermore, he will attempt to create the perfect waffle maker! With so many developers at his disposal, there is no way he could loose! He will attempt to break the last law Einstein ever developed: That the first waffle must always be the worst!
He will try to make a waffle maker that is so completely perfect that the first waffle will be cooked perfectly through, thus proving Einstein's theory wrong. Why would he do this you might ask? Elementary my dear child. You see, once he has proved Einstein's theory wrong, he can slowly take over small pancake and waffle houses, and eventually move all the way up and conquer the International House of Pancakes, and change it to be the International House of Waffles!
Once he has turned that, we will all see his true intentions. You see, the mayor of a little town in Louisiana loves the House of Pancakes, however he despises waffles. As we all know, Louisiana is the biggest producer of rubber chickens. Therefore, the mayor will take the rubber chickens and begin to place them in random parts of California's Governor's mansion. There, Arnold (something I can't spell) will fall flat on his face, and then grab his nuclear missles and threaten Louisiana. Of course, in Louisiana is also the biggest producer of bacon. And you see, Jeff hates bacon, as shown by his avatar:
You see, this is a picture of someone eating bacon. But, this is no normal person, as no one on earth could actually hate bacon. Therefore, Jeff must be an alien who has a secret weakness to bacon, and is attempting to destroy all the bacon in the world! When he has destroy bacon, the world will fall into chaos and some stupid programmer will create something similar to Y2K. Then, everyone will rush to StackOverflow to solve the problem of why their toilets are continually getting clogged up, made by what I like to call Y2.5k, and they will be forced to upvote his answers to their questions!
I've figured you out Jeff!
In the above post, all facts about Famous People, State Industrial Production, and Historical Figures are assumed to be true.