After reading hundreds of boring to-the-point questions, I asked this legitimate question on XSD and XML schemas, sprinkled with Pulp Fiction and unicorn references. Needless to say my question was immediately downvoted for being too sparkly.
Now, I don't want to start yet another thread on why humorous questions aren't popular, so I edited out all
funnydark humour (even from the title), but now I fear my question will be ignored after being downvoted.
What is the best course of action to get my question answered? Obviously re-asking is wrong, but waiting for a benevolent soul to realize it's a useful question could take forever.