If we're supposed to have an Xfilesy kooky conspiracy nut meets Plan 9 from Outer Space theme to area 51, then I want cooler worthless shiny trinkets:
- I don't want to be a Pioneer, I want to be a Space Cadet,
- I don't want a Radical badge, I want a Tinfoil Hat, and
- I don't want to become a Founder, I want to have Made First Contact.
What other shiny trinkets should we get?