Everyone has always wondered what it's like to be a diamond mod. With The Teams help we can fulfill that dream!
One empty stackexchange with a special option set so that every new user is instantly promoted to a diamond moderator
No longer will people have to try and guess or bother real moderators with what is possible and not possible for diamond mods. Also, how cool would it be to be capable of banning yourself!
How about it Jeff? Can we get a blank stack exchange to test things with? Along with being able to have fun with diamond moderator abilities, it'd let everyone be able to test things with the tag wiki and tags and questions, instead of putting fake stuff here on meta. Let the community be your testers for every part of your system :)
(oh please oh please oh please!!!)