This hilarious but serious question was somehow moved to two sites:
both of which aren't good picks in my opinion — this should stay on SO. But my main issue here is that the question somehow ended up on two sites. Why?
Because I fat-fingered the migration on the first attempt.
I had already chosen the Statistics site in the migration window dropdown, and was confirming the site name with one of the Statistics mods, using Chat. I guess the combo reset itself to the first entry in the list (Android) when I switched focus.
The Statistics.SE mod wanted the question, and it had already been closed by the SO community. It's too bad SO didn't want it; I thought it was a genuinely good question (albeit having a quirky title).
For the record, double migrations aren't possible any more, except through diamond mod intervention. (or mistakes, heh)