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I'm looking for Chuck Norris Facts style answers. In case anyone is curious, this question was inspired by Jon's own comment to this question.

EDIT: If you're into cryptography, you may enjoy these facts.

Now with official sanction from the powers that be!

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Who the hell is Jon Skeet? –  thenduks Apr 21 '09 at 20:37
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@thenduks: Leave now before he comes and sees your ignorance. –  Dexter Apr 22 '09 at 23:28
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Could someone explain to those poor lost souls how much they are mistaken? They refer to "Chuck Norris" for "programming" facts, instead of Jon! See "The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes": codesqueeze.com/… (and the last comments on that page) –  VonC Jun 20 '09 at 10:08
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@VonC: I saw your comment in that forum. Thanks for trying to set those heathens straight. :) –  Bill the Lizard Jun 26 '09 at 2:44
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Here is the question: Why? I respect Skeet. He's answered my questions. But... I mean, really...? –  Frank V Jul 1 '09 at 22:51
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Skeet is stackoverflow... –  Andy Jul 3 '09 at 13:46
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Why don't we stop worshipping Jon Skeet? –  staticx Nov 25 '09 at 17:45
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"I'm looking for Chuck Norris Facts style answers"? Surely from now on this style will be known as "Jon Skeet style answers"... –  Matt Nov 30 '09 at 13:26

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These are written in the third person so as not to disrupt the style of the thing. But hey, as we all know, Jon Skeet can make 1 == 3 anyway, so it makes no difference.

  • Jon Skeet is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe.
  • Jon Skeet's addition operator doesn't commute; it teleports to where he needs it to be.
  • Anonymous methods and anonymous types are really all called Jon Skeet. They just don't like to boast.
  • Jon Skeet's code doesn't follow a coding convention. It is the coding convention.
  • Jon Skeet doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn.
  • Jon Skeet is the only person who has ranked higher than Jon Skeet in the SO all-time rep league.
  • Users don't mark Jon Skeet's answers as accepted. The universe accepts them out of a sense of truth and justice.
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That anon types one is a gem. –  StingyJack Nov 21 '08 at 21:59
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to his facts, Jon Skeet does! –  utku_karatas Nov 21 '08 at 23:13
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Well played, sir. I'm glad you joined in the fun, instead of being embarrassed or offended by this question. It says a lot that you took it in the same spirit it was intended. :) –  Bill the Lizard Nov 21 '08 at 23:18
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Jon Skeet does not refer to himself in the third person. Jon Skeet is always the first person, regardless of who is speaking about him. –  Dan Dyer Nov 22 '08 at 0:22
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>> Jon Skeet is immutable. If something's going to >> change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe. You weren't reading my book carefuly ;-) we'll just create new clone with some properties changed. –  Tomas Petricek Nov 22 '08 at 1:42
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@lol - with +40 and "answer", Jon gets a guru badge for a question about... Jon ;-p –  Marc Gravell Nov 23 '08 at 15:28
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He really should be the leading authority on the topic. :) –  Bill the Lizard Nov 23 '08 at 17:01
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Bill - that's why this is the accepted answer. =P –  Erik Forbes Nov 25 '08 at 18:17
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@Jon: wouldn't you prefer your first gold badge to be for your canonical post on for loops instead of a bunch of Chuck Norris jokes? :) It's OK - Al Pacino didn't really get his Oscar for Scent of a Woman, either. –  MusiGenesis Nov 26 '08 at 18:26
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I'll happily take any gold badge I get ;) –  Jon Skeet Nov 26 '08 at 18:27
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Sharing knowledge and helping others is one of the major reasons for personal satisfaction, and what really pushes this satisfaction to the edge, is people's appreciation and thankfulness. Jon you earned that, you really deserve to be happy about yourself. :) –  Galilyou Mar 11 '09 at 10:12
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Jon Skitt...u r the man! –  Pushkar Mar 23 '09 at 18:28
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I have read this post more than all the novels I have read combined! –  DragonBorn Sep 16 '09 at 8:42
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Even though JonSkeet is immutable and therefore is a value, isn't there SOME way I can reference him? Surely he isn't static or sealed or volatile or....or....unmanaged! –  jro Oct 1 '09 at 16:33
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As of today Jon Skeet is officially immutable. He's the first to receive the bronze immutable badge. –  Ates Goral Mar 25 '11 at 6:17

JONBERT

JONBERT appears courtesy of:

SkeetOverflow

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I recognize Greg Hewgill in the last panel, and I'm probably the only one who spotted my own logo. :) So, who is that speaking in the last panel, and who is the PHB supposed to be? (This is hilarious, BTW.) –  Bill the Lizard Nov 29 '08 at 3:05
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PHB = Pointy-Haired Boss (or Pointy-Haired Banana from Peanut Butter Jelly Time). The speaker is Joel Spolsky-as-Wally. –  MusiGenesis Nov 29 '08 at 3:10
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haha nice once MusiGeneris ;) –  Daok Dec 2 '08 at 18:44
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I assume I'm not the only one to equate PHB's pointy hair to Coding Horror's site logo? –  Yuvi Dec 7 '08 at 8:38
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Is that a swastika on Jon's forehead? –  Robert S. Dec 9 '08 at 3:29
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I wish I could vote twice. –  John MacIntyre Jan 7 '09 at 3:19
  • Jon Skeet once answered one of my questions 42 seconds before I asked it. It is my belief that he employed a super computer and Infinite Improbability Drive technology to achieve this result.

  • When Jon Skeet points to null, null quakes in fear.

  • Donald Knuth wears a "Jon Skeet is my Homeboy" t-shirt to show off at parties.

  • Jon Skeet is the traveling salesman. Only he knows the shortest route.

  • Jon Skeet can make the Kessel run in under twelve parsecs.

  • Jon Skeet took the red pill and the blue pill, and can phase-shift in and out of the Matrix at will.

  • Jon Skeet has root access to your system.

  • The Dining Philosophers wait while Jon Skeet eats.

  • Jon Skeet knows the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, both African and European.

  • Jon Skeet has more "Nice Answer" badges than you have badges.

  • Jon Skeet saved the Princess.

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"When Jon Skeet points to null, null quakes in fear." ROFLMAO! Now there's Mountain Dew on my monitor, thanks a lot! –  Steven A. Lowe Nov 21 '08 at 16:29
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that one about Prof. Knuth using a t-shirt whit Jon's name is really funny! –  Alex. S. Nov 22 '08 at 4:43
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The first one is definitely true, every time I try to answer something at night the "new answers" prompt appears and its always Jon answering. –  cfeduke Nov 24 '08 at 22:59
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Hahaha, the traveling salesman one is my favorite. –  unforgiven3 Dec 30 '08 at 15:15
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I thought this was Chuck Norris style not reality @Jon Skeet has more "Nice Answer" badges than you have badges. –  CrashCodes Jan 15 '09 at 21:53
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I motion to re-accept the answer to this question +1 (best comp sci references) –  Toran Billups Feb 8 '09 at 15:33
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African or European ? –  Vagnerr Mar 6 '09 at 11:55
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@Vagnerr: Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh! –  Bill the Lizard Mar 6 '09 at 14:44
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The dining philosophers!! Classic! –  sjobe Jun 26 '09 at 14:36
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Seriously, best answer yet... :) –  Aviad Ben Dov Aug 20 '09 at 19:01
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"Jon Skeet has more "Nice Answer" badges than you have badges" -- sadly, he has well over 10x more –  Dinah Apr 30 '10 at 19:55
  • Jon Skeet wrote the universe as a hobby project.

  • If you write a piece of code and then Jon Skeet writes identical code, Jon Skeet's code will run many times faster, have a smaller memory footprint, and have a much smaller binary.

  • You can write FORTRAN in any language; but Jon Skeet can write python in malbolge.

  • Jon Skeet once hacked a Powerbook 5300 using nothing but an abacus.

  • It is written in the book of knuth that the end of the world shall begin with the creation of competition that combines programming with martial arts. It is there that Chuck Norris, Avatar of Destruction, and Jon Skeet, Avatar of Knowledge shall meet. It is said that a meeting of these great titans would cause the universe to end in a monumentus battle that will persist till beyond the the end of time.

  • Instead of 'Hello, World!' Jon Skeet's first program outputted 'Let there be light'

  • Some programmers use nano, others use emacs, others use vim, or even ed. But the great use a magnetized needle and a steady hand, the truly great use butterflies, and the greatest of them all set the universal constants at the start such that the universe evolves to contain the disk with the data they want. Jon Skeet sets the constants at the beginning of the universe so that it will evolve to contain the necessary butterflies.

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Skeet is now a verb. To be skeeted: The act of attempting to answer a Stack Overflow question only to find out that Jon Skeet has already answered it definitively and much better than you could have done.

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"Damn it! I was skeeted out by seconds" –  Federico Ramponi Nov 26 '08 at 5:35
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Or would that be getting tricked into following a link to that vampire picture with the slippers? –  Joel Coehoorn Dec 10 '08 at 22:56
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All skeet skeet. –  Zombies Jan 27 '09 at 20:36
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That could lead to: "Skeet skeet Skeet skeet skeet Skeet" (along the lines of en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo). –  AviD Mar 2 '09 at 11:33

In a page margin of Jon Skeet's copy of the book on the Riemann hypothesis is the note:

"I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain."

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lol I only wish I could vote up more than once. –  Daniel Spiewak Nov 21 '08 at 18:03
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It would be much better if it was the P = NP problem instead. –  blizpasta Nov 21 '08 at 21:32
  • Jon Skeet's keyboard doesn't have F1 key, the computer asks for help from him.
  • When Jon Skeet presses Ctrl+Alt+Delete, worldwide computers restart is initiated. The same goes for format.
  • Jon Skeet uses Visual Studio to burn CDs.
  • Jon Skeet is not close to perfection, perfection is close to Jon Skeet.
  • God didn't really create the world in six days, because Jon Skeet optimized it to one.
  • Jon Skeet's brain thinks binary.
  • Jon Skeet dreams in ones and zeros. When two shows up, it is a nightmare. But again that's only in theory. Two doesn't exist for Jon.
  • Jon Skeet's heart rate is 5 GHz.
  • Thanks to the XML application AIDSTest 1.1 written by Jon Skeet, mobile phone users can now test them selfs for the HIV virus by a simple SMS. Anonymity Guaranteed!
  • Seventh normal form (7NF) for database normalization IS Jon Skeet.
  • Nobody has EVER dared to close the <JonSkeet> tag.
  • When Jon Skeet solves an equation the variables becomes constants.
  • If anyone writes delete JonSkeet; in C, the Apocalypse will come.
  • Once Jon Skeet went to the library... Since then the library was dynamically linked.
  • Jon Skeet has the key to Open Source. He just doesn't want to close it.
  • Compatibility doesn't exist in Jon Skeet's dictionary. He can easily work in Microsoft Office in Linux on a Mac.
  • When Jon Skeet is programming the Garbage Collector rests. The objects know when to destroy themselves.
  • Jon Skeet's styling is connected to a CSS file.
  • If the Internet is the web then Jon Skeet is the spider.
  • "Bad command or file name" - angrily said Jon Skeet, and continued: "Go stand in the corner". Poor "file or command name".
  • When Jon Skeet is on a diet and doesn't eat fast food, all hard disks change from FAT to NTFS.
  • Jon Skeet has written the best programming language. Its source has just one command... void JonSkeet();
  • Jon Skeet doesn't use #include. He thinks of it as cheating.
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Jon Skeet does not tolerate his name being misspelled. (And I feel his pain.) –  Jon Ericson Jan 22 '09 at 21:38
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Damn!!! That's why my connection was slow all day... –  bojan Jan 23 '09 at 9:16
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Jon Skeet uses Visual Studio to burn CD's. i can do that !! –  Yassir May 11 '09 at 23:30
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Upvoted for "Nobody has EVER dared to close the <JonSkeet> tag". :D –  melfar May 17 '09 at 23:19
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"If anyone writes delete JonSkeet; in C, the Apocalypse will come." <-- Delete in C? –  Billy ONeal Apr 27 '10 at 5:57
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The last one is pure gold. –  Maxpm Jun 29 '11 at 6:33

If Jon Skeet posts a duplicate question on StackOverflow, the original question will be closed as a duplicate.

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HAHA!!! Hilarious! –  Micah Jan 27 '09 at 19:51
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Very nice - Excellent! –  HBoss Mar 20 '09 at 20:58
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StackOverflow has a JonSkeetAskedAQuestionException. It's never been thrown. –  Lucas Apr 28 '09 at 6:29

Jon Skeet has already written a book about C# 5.0.

It’s currently sealed up.

In three years, Anders Hejlsberg is going to open the book to see if the language design team got it right.

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I think this is my favourite so far. –  Jon Skeet Nov 21 '08 at 20:55
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This is brilliant! –  Dominic Mar 27 '09 at 9:41
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I love this! Its even funnier cos its true. –  Matt Nov 30 '09 at 16:05
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THis is the best one. –  Pëkka Jan 30 '10 at 15:17
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Amazon link plz. –  Towhid Aug 26 '11 at 10:26
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@Rocket - I've heard that the language design team was spot-on except for minor contextual keyword choice differences in the async feature. They are not going to reveal the correct keywords, for fear it would create dissatisfaction among C# programmers with the language as it is actually being implemented. Thus we will never know what awesomeness C#5 could have been. –  Jeffrey L Whitledge Dec 15 '11 at 23:20
  • Jon Skeet keeps a daily backup of the Internet on his USB pendrive.
  • Jon Skeet doesn't know how to debug — he doesn't need to.
  • Jon Skeet can reach the Ballmer peak with distilled water.
  • Now Linux runs also on Turing machines, thanks to Jon Skeet.
  • Jon Skeet wrote a beautiful concerto for piano and orchestra which is also an ISO C compiler, after score2binary conversion.
  • Jon Skeet's mouse has upvote, downvote and flag offensive buttons.[citation needed]
  • The Wall Street crisis was caused by a downvote to a Jon Skeet answer.
  • When Jon Skeet reaches Captain Hewgill, the world will end.
  • Only Jon Skeet knows that this sentence is true.
  • Jon Skeet is the author of The Book of Answers, programmer's edition. In a moment of frustration, yesterday I opened it at a random page. It said: "You are trying to dereference a null pointer at line 525". Damn it, it was true!
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I like Turtles!

Jon Skeet survives off the blood of the living, and has incredible taste in slippers.

Seriously.

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Those pics have been up for ages for anyone to look at. I suspect everyone else would rather it went away, mind you... –  Jon Skeet Nov 22 '08 at 7:22
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I don't know what's scariest, the pallor, the bunny slippers, or that shirt. :) –  Bill the Lizard Nov 24 '08 at 0:46

Jon Skeet has performed the following feats on Stack Overflow (yes, in real life):

  • Jon Skeet won the “Hello World” in less than 20 bytes" contest by developing a single byte program. He could have easily done with zero bytes, "but that would have been silly."

"Hello World" in less than 20 bytes

  • Jon Skeet does not resolve software problems. The problems resolve themselves the moment he walks into the office.

What Easter Eggs have you placed in code?

  • Jon Skeet can answer a question well before it is asked and then get several up-votes whilst he has yet to finish typing the solution.

What's a good algorithm to determine if an input is a perfect square? (see comments)

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upvote because not only can these hang with any of the others posted, they really are true! –  Joel Coehoorn Nov 21 '08 at 22:18
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+100 for actual evidence of skeetness –  Orion Edwards Nov 24 '08 at 19:44
  • Jon Skeet can divide by zero.
  • Jon Skeet's SO reputation is only as modest as it is because of integer overflow (SQL Server does not have a datatype large enough)
  • Jon Skeet is the only top 100 SO user who is human. The others are bots that he coded to pass the time between questions.
  • Jon Skeet coded his last project entirely in Microsoft Paint, just for the challenge.
  • Jon Skeet does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is not exceptional.
  • When Jon Skeet's code fails to compile the compiler apologises.
  • Jon Skeet does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision.
  • When you search for "guru" on Google it says "Did you mean Jon Skeet?"
  • There are two types of programmers: good programmers, and those that are not Jon Skeet.
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These are awesome. :) –  Bill the Lizard Nov 21 '08 at 1:58
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I love the MS Paint one. –  Bryan Anderson Nov 21 '08 at 15:00
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Shouldn't that be "Jon Skeet can divide by zero. Twice" –  Mitch Wheat Nov 21 '08 at 15:32
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LOL :) "Compiler apologises if Jon's code fails to compile". –  Pradeep Nov 21 '08 at 17:57
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There's a delicious irony to the fact that this answer has more upvotes than my most "popular" answer :) –  Jon Skeet Nov 21 '08 at 18:40
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@Bill, no problem :) If Jon Skeet answers a question and gets fewer votes than you, the Internet is broken. –  Dan Dyer Nov 22 '08 at 0:19
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@Dan: Luckily Jon Skeet can fix it. :) –  Bill the Lizard Nov 22 '08 at 1:08
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Apparently I'm a bot invented by Jon Skeet... :-0 –  Jason Baker Nov 24 '08 at 0:43
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"When Jon Skeet's code fails to compile the compiler apologises." hahah, that's the best one I've read on this page. –  Rich Adams Jan 5 '09 at 17:58
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"When you search for "guru" on Google it says "Did you mean Jon Skeet?" " - I actually checked, just in case somebody from Google picked up on it. ;-) –  John MacIntyre Jan 7 '09 at 3:18
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"Jon Skeet coded his last project entirely in Microsoft Paint, just for the challenge." Does that mean he knows Piet? dangermouse.net/esoteric/piet.html –  mmyers Apr 13 '09 at 20:33
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"Jon Skeet can divide by zero." may be the best line ever written on stackoverflow. –  pomarc May 4 '09 at 9:31
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When you search for "guru" on Google it says "Did you mean Jon Skeet?" - SO should do this :-) –  Graphain Sep 9 '09 at 2:15
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"When you search for "guru" on Google it says "Did you mean Jon Skeet?" " - I was so disappointed when Google didn't... =( –  David Thomas Mar 1 '10 at 2:05
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+ I can't stop laughing even when I read it in the office When Jon Skeet's code fails to compile the compiler apologises. –  iSid Aug 5 '10 at 11:06
  1. Jon Skeet sent Asimov the 3 laws
  2. Jon Skeet is the ghost in the machine
  3. Jon Skeet wrote Mac OS X in QBasic
  4. I have a Jon Skeet screen-saver - it locked me out
  5. Jon Skeet on existentialism, "Did you download my screen-saver yet?"
  6. Jon Skeet is the pattern from which all other patterns emerge
  7. The first human to have a legitimate Q&A fan-site.
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Some Chuck Norris quotes translated in Jon Skeetish lingo:

  • If you have 10000 reputation points and Jon Skeet has 10000 reputation points, Jon Skeet has more reputation than you.

  • There is no 'CTRL' button on Jon Skeet's computer. Jon Skeet is always in control.

  • The only time Jon Skeet was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

From the comments of the accepted answer:

  • Jon Skeet has a guru badge for a question about... Jon Skeet (Marc Gravell)
    (this is true: his answer on this post has been accepted and upvoted more than 40 times)
    That makes Jon Skeet the leading authority on... Jon Skeet (Bill the Lizard).

From the blog post "Stack Overflow Is You"

  • Jon Skeet says: "Stack Overflow is You ? I knew that already"
    [ok, the full quote is actually:

    “Stack Overflow is you.” I knew that already :) What, you’re saying it’s other people too? Hmm… ;) ]

And some original ones:

  • Jon Skeet does not run his programs. He just whispers "you better run". And it runs.

  • Jon Skeet codes only with final sealed methods. No one has ever needed to override any of Jon Skeet's code.

  • Jon Skeet LINQs all things

  • Jon Skeet does not "Abort, Retry, Ignore". Ever.

  • Jon Skeet is a BSOD in himself: Best Stack Overflow Definition.

  • Jon Skeet only solves NP-awesome problems.

  • Jon Skeet is *IntelliSense*:

    • to get an answer on Stack Overflow, type: 'Jon Skeet' + CTRL+SPACE. The answer is displayed immediately.
    • works for question too: "I would like to know..." 'Jon Skeet' + CTRL+SPACE: the question you actually wanted to ask writes itself.

And of course:

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The only time Jon Skeet was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake - great.. :) –  AvidProgrammer Mar 4 '09 at 5:49
  • The Turing test is just a practice run for the Skeet test.
  • Jon Skeet only earns his SO reputation from his community wiki answers. (in a spirit of fairness to other SO users).
  • This one time, Jon Skeet got bored. He wrote up 15 NP-impossible problems, proved they could not be resolved, and resolved them. They are all still valid NP-impossible.
  • BSOD's amuse Jon Skeet, because he can read the memory.
  • Quantum physics holds as a point of reference that the computational power required to determine the energy of every single particle in the universe, at any moment, is equal to 1 skeet.
  • Jon Skeet saw Avatar in 3D without glasses: he doesn't need them.
  • Jon Skeet doesn't waste time playing video games, he just glances at the medium they are on (cd, dvd, etc), sees the bits, and enjoys them like so.
  • In the movie Wargames, WOPR learns futility by playing several games of tic-tac-toe against itself. Any sufficiently advanced AI can learn futility by playing a single game against Jon Skeet.
  • Sliced bread is the best thing since Jon Skeet.
  • If Jon Skeet's C# code does not compile, he reports the error (and the fix) to Microsoft, and they roll out a patch.
  • Jon Skeet can, in case of need, compile code with Notepad.
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Jon Skeet will pause time rather than shorten his presentations.

(verified source)

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Here is my humble attempt(s):

General:

  • Jon Skeet can encode HD video with his toaster.
  • Jon Skeet can run Visual Studio on his Mac.
  • Jon Skeet once traveled faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. Then he sped up a bit.

Windows

  • Jon Skeet had a PC with Windows ME installed on it that had an uptime of 24 consecutive months.
  • Jon Skeet can make a webpage that looks the same in ALL browsers - even IE6!
  • Jon Skeet can make Windows POSIX-compliant.
  • Unlike most, Jon Skeet can get > 1 Mbps out of his Internet connection on Windows.

HTML

  • Jon Skeet once got bored and made HTML Turing-Complete.
  • Jon Skeet can create a decent looking website using DIVs instead of tables.
  • Jon Skeet doesn't use the w3c validator, the w3c validator uses Jon Skeet.

Perl

  • Jon Skeet can write a RegEx that will match against a syntactically correct Perl script.

Python:

  • import jon_skeet is the only import in all of Skeet's scripts - it includes everything.
  • All of Jon Skeets code runs unmodified in Python 2 and 3.

C++

  • Jon Skeet once created two functions that differed only by their return type - and the compiler happily compiled the code and knew which one to invoke each time.
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@Perp: ...but I'm referring to the original Apple Macintosh. –  uɐɯsO uɐɥʇɐN Aug 10 '10 at 1:52
  • Jon Skeet once wrote a bug in his code just to see what it was like.
    • Knuth has a check from Jon Skeet for $2.56 hanging on his wall.
  • The first post to Slashdot was "I for one welcome my Jon Skeet overlord."
    • Jon Skeet's Slashdot user id is a negative number.
  • When dragons write code they comment it with "Here be Jon Skeet".
  • In a debate between vi and emacs the winner would be Jon Skeet.
  • Jon Skeet knows the fate of Schrödinger's cat.
  • The Turk had to be explained as a hoax because no one could figure out how Jon Skeet was able to control it from the future.
    • Deep Blue was really just a box concealing Jon Skeet.
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+1 for "Here be Jon Skeet". And for negative Slashdot user id. And for the bug found by Knuth. Why can't I upvote more than once? –  mmyers Sep 22 '09 at 21:39
  • Jon Skeet can haz double cheezburger
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  • Jon Skeet never forgets his TPS cover sheet.
  • Jon Skeet can smell new programmers.

    Jon Skeet: *Sniffs the Air* New Programmers!

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  • Windows actually "works" on Jon Skeet's computer.
  • Breaking news: "NASA has removed all firewalls from its server and stuck a picture of 'Jon Skeet in gown'(available in SO) on it"
  • Jon Skeet does not move the mouse, the pointer knows exactly where to go when he touches it.
  • Jon Skeet once developed an operating system using a calculator during a morning jog

Jon Skeet can do this:

public void foo(){
    final int notsofinalhaha = 10;
    notsofinalhaha * 50; // don't even doubt that...
}

Finally, a non-tech one...

When he does push-ups (yeah he does just for fun)... he doesn't come up... actually, the Earth goes down humbly ;-)

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if(Jon < C#) // return false

if(Jon == C#) // returns false

if(Jon > C#) // return true;

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Error: [ untitled : 3 ] you have an error in your syntax near 'returns'. –  uɐɯsO uɐɥʇɐN Jul 19 '10 at 1:39

Jon Skeet has more badges than I have cast votes (Up + down)

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Jon Skeet doesn't annotate specs: the specs are written to conform to his annotations.

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BigInteger isn't big enough to calculate Jon Skeet's reputation.

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People sometimes cite Jon Skeet's use of computer-generated circles as evidence of his imperfection. This is of course a silly mistake stemming from Jon's ability to draw a perfect circle freehand (video link, >1 min long, a bit on the loud side).

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Skeets is an artifical intelligence robot, a former BX9 security robot at the Space Museum to be precise. Wikipedia says so.

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While in the act of inventing recursion, Jon Skeet paused to invent recursion.

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Jon Skeet decides when a program halts.

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Jon Skeet doesn't like duplicates. –  Gnoupi Mar 26 '10 at 10:33

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