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It's the holidays, what could be more fun than kicking back with your programming relatives, a few drinks and the Stack Overflow podcast? Don't answer that, instead suggest rules for the Stack Overflow drinking game!

One rule per answer, the top votes will make the game. I'll kick it off with this one:

Drink every time Jeff or Joel is interrupted by the other person.

Update: putting this question into wiki mode as requested in the comments.

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Drink when somebody says 'This needs to be community wiki' –  johnc Feb 19 '09 at 4:38
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This is a hilarious question, with good community response and some clever answers. The secret is, you are only allowed to post this kind of stuff if your posts become a success. If they don't, then oh well. I say keep it open. –  Simucal Feb 19 '09 at 20:17
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This is an epicly fun question. We have jon-skeet facts, we have some others. If it seems immensely successful I think our programmer-pedantic ways should take a back seat and let it stand. Besides, it is at least SO related ;) –  Simucal Feb 19 '09 at 22:18

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Whenever, after a 10 minute comment by Joel, Jeff leaves 3 seconds of dead air and then says, "Yeah."

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God, if anything summed up the podcast more than this comment I don't know what it is. Jeff and Joel make an entertaining podcast, so don't get me wrong. But this is dead on. –  Simucal Feb 19 '09 at 7:49
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I find Jeff's explanation for this (in Podcast #42) rather meaningless. "Trying to avoid dead air" for a podcast that you can edit it out of in post-production.. c'mon Jeff.. just pay attention to Joel once in awhile and respond with something meaningful. –  romandas Feb 19 '09 at 22:02
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I like Jeff more than I like Joel. May be because I can connect to his thoughts, or just may be because I like his voice. :) –  Niyaz Feb 27 '09 at 20:02

Whenever Joel mentions Excel and VBA.

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Did you hear the podcast? Joel says "I never mention Excel and VBA" after spending half the podcast talking about it. –  Paul Tomblin Feb 20 '09 at 1:05
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OH GODDDD this is so funny!!! –  Andrei Rinea Feb 25 '09 at 23:05

Whenever Atwood says "actually"... Drink!

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actually, I don't say this that much. –  Jeff Atwood Feb 8 '09 at 4:45

Whenever Joel forgets about the dedicated phone number of the podcast.

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Whenever Joel talks while a user question is playing.

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Whenever Joel causes his computer to produce an alert sound, causing a brief confused pause.

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Whenever Joel describes an original, brilliant, sophisticated way to improve Stack Overflow, and Jeff explains how that feature has been implemented and usable on the site for several days.

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Whenever FogCreek's interview process (or intern program) is mentioned.

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When Joel or Jeff says the podcast is only listened to by 4 or less people.

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And chug if Joel says his Dad still listens! –  mtruesdell Feb 20 '09 at 14:13
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They're up to 4 now? –  spoulson Feb 20 '09 at 16:08

When Jeff uses the word "right" at the end of a sentence, right?

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This one really drives me nuts. "I mean, so, basically, it's all relative, right? I mean, there's no point in testing if quality is something that undecidable, like, like... traveling salesman, right?" –  Chris Conway Feb 19 '09 at 5:14
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Right . –  Niyaz Feb 28 '09 at 7:27

Whenever you hear the phrase "6 to 8 weeks"...Drink!

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When Jeff misuses the word literally :)

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hehe its a pet hate of mine, all in good jest though. I'm not trying to be mean :) Pobodies nerfect –  keith Feb 19 '09 at 3:35
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I saw a newspaper article recently about a gun enthusiast. His wife said he "literally eats, sleeps, and breathes guns". –  mmyers Feb 19 '09 at 15:17
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You mean he literally misuses the word literally, on literally every podcast? –  Brad Gilbert Feb 2 '10 at 15:23

Whenever Jeff chuckles, realizing he's about to say something that might piss people off.

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Whenever Jeff disses PHP.

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I think you mean Jeff - he's the big PHP hater, not Joel –  Kyle Cronin Feb 19 '09 at 17:48
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And yet he likes VB. –  Kristopher Johnson Feb 26 '09 at 17:34

Whenever Rock Band is mentioned.

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Whenever Jeff says "Jon Skeet".

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Whenever you hear "smart" and "get the things done".

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Whenever Joel and Jeff argue about the importance of knowing how to program in C

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Whenever Jeff laughs at his own comments. A double drink if he laughs mid-sentence.

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When, during the next Stack Overflow podcast, Jeff Atwood criticizes this question as a diversion to the site and a poor practice during programming.

Then Joel reminds him that drinking is fun. :)

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I never meta answer as good as this one. –  Paul Tomblin Feb 20 '09 at 1:04

Whenever Joel says they're going long, I'll have to edit this.

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Just every time you hear 'Fog Creek' - bonus drink when it's about their new office. *(:=

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Whenever Joel and Jeff trash TDD but have zero experience in it.

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When Joel says "but.. but"

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Whenever Joel says something Jeff thinks is stupid or boring but doesn't want to offend Joel, Jeff says "Cool. That's really cool."

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Whenever Jeff prefixes some term with "quote-unquote". I can picture him doing the air quotes thing with his hands.

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Would you say "Quote unquote testing" or perhaps more correctly "Quote testing unquote"? Do people say that? –  mike nelson May 16 '09 at 9:09

Whenever there's a reference to the reputation system.

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Whenever Jeff says "postmortem," talks about C, talks about Steve Yegge, or especially when Jeff uses the word "pathology." As well, when Joel talks about psychology (yes, most of us have taken Psych 101). That's pretty much it. :)

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Whenever Jeff makes some huge error about computer science, but excuses it by saying he 'doesn't know math'

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Whenever Joel says Jeff needs to learn C.

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When Jeff mispronounces something.

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Oh this rule would be a ... debacle. lol –  Tyndall Feb 27 '09 at 23:10

Whenever an algorithmic complexity class is incorrectly defined.

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