I would like a mug please

Question

Where can I go to purchase a mug or some other pretentious geeky SO swag to support/promote this fine, fine community?

If there is no SO shop can I get my own at CafePress?

Thanks

Note

This has now turned into an impromptu contest on an otherwise idle Thursday:

I have exactly 3 coffee cups that are just sort of hanging around and, err, cluttering up the place. If folks were to write a coffee haiku as answers to this question that somehow mentioned 'overflowing' - I might be inclined to send them out to the top three voted¹ entries as of 16:00 UTC this Friday the 22nd. What the heck, it's close enough to December. One entry per person, void if management shuts this down.

¹_{As determined by the net count of up-votes per post}

The Prize (thanks to Andrew Barber)

The Winners!

Grand Prize Winners (4):

These poets will receive a Stack Overflow mug, Stack Overflow T-shirt, and a small collection of stickers

• fredley Entry net up-vote count of 34
• Tim Stone Entry net up-vote count of 23
• Geobits and Travis J Entry net up-vote counts of 14 and 14 respectively

Runners-up (2):

These users will receive a small collection of stickers and a Stack Overflow T-shirt. They received the only two distinct scores after the third place tie.

• Alex Poole Entry at net up-vote count of 13
• Adam Rackis Entry at net up-vote count of 9

Honorable Mention (1)

• dshorter (who asked this question) will receive the mug that he asked for in the first place. Sorry about hijacking your question and turning it into a bizarre haiku contest. Well, no, I'm not really sorry.

Employees (1)

Because when you spill awesomesauce on a contest like this you deserve a mug and a title!

• couchand Entry net up-vote count of 49 wins the same grand prize as the community winners, along with the official title of Haiku Boss for the highest score in the contest!

Thank you to everyone that participated and made this fun! I'll be in touch with you shortly to get the needed details, and will ship the prizes to the winners by the end of next week.

If you didn't win, don't despair - the holidays are coming quickly, and you might have a few more opportunities!

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_{A note on scoring: The total amount of up-votes is what was considered. If you received 20 up votes and 10 down votes, you got a score of 20.}

Answer 1

int stack(int countTo) {
    return stack(countTo + 1);
}
stack(MAX_INT + 1);

Answer 2

My coffee is black
My mug is overflowing
Or is it my stack?

Answer 3

"Give me coffee plz"
Question now flagged for closure
The queue overflows

Answer 4

My backlog today it is growing.
The coffee I poured's overflowing.
My focus is blurred,
I can't find a word!
The truth is, I'd rather be bowling.

...what's a "haiku"?

Answer 5

Coffee, black and strong;
OK, very nearly black -
Like the new top bar

Answer 6

Questions? Pour quickly,
The fastest cup in the west.
Oh no, overflow!

Answer 7

Searching for answers
Pouring while mind is elsewere
mug overflowing

Answer 8

Only three mugs left
When everybody wants one
Answers overflow

Answer 9

 What am I doing?
 I already have a mug, 
 I just like Haikus.

Answer 10

Once upon a 0:00 UTC dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of unhandled flags,
As I moused through, sometimes tapping, suddenly there came entrapping,
pain like tendons nearly snapping, and my wrist became quite sore.
This (here I winced quietly) I ignore.

Ah, distinctly I remember it was this week in November,
And questions on Backbone, Ember littered the Stack Over-floor.
Through my pain and wristly sorrows, I pondered leaving them for tomorrow
Rest, or – oh! Spam and/or offensive flags galore.

Having cleared these, unease growing, fear despite of knowing,
I clicked, saw Close Votes, overflowing, four point seven five thousand score!
My finger on the trackpad, defiant, surrender sure I was I’dn’t,
Then, despite overloading my HTTP client, the dent made was quite poor!

And that carpal tunnel still is entrapping, entrapping my sad nerves so sore,
And when I think back to that review queue, poor souls of which are wondering what to do,
I’ll be seen there – nevermore!

Oh, a haiku?

Answer 11

Answer 12

I love to write code
With overflowing coffee
Please give me that mug

Answer 13

Coffee overflow?

I'd rather have some tacos

Tacoverflowing

Answer 14

Words in square brackets
Browser can't show the image
HOW EVERYTHING OUT

Inspiration

We then turned the obvious spam into an actual meta post, so why not a mug?

Answer 15

Sorry I don't understand your issue, 
    I cannot reproduce your mug without an additional clue.
I tried mug.overflow() and it works great: 
    there is coffee all over my carpet.
You should improve your question, 
    otherwise it will be closed with the following reason:

Question concerning problems with coffee you have consumed or with mug, should describe the specific problem and include valid explanation of usual consumption, frequency. Please clarify your specific problem and add additional details to highlight exactly which mug you use.

Edit

You can try this C# snippet (works fine with StackOverflowMug 2.1.0.4)

public bool GetCoffee(programer user, SoMug mug)
{
    if (user.isThirsty == true || user.isTired == true) 
    {
        if (mug.Exists == false) 
        {
            Debug.WriteLine("thanks StackOverFlow to make us mouth water ;-)");
        } 
        else 
        {
            try 
            {
                mug.GetCoffee();
                //it works, Thanks StackOverFlow !
                return true;
            } 
            catch (MugOverflowingException ex) 
            {
                Debug.WriteLine("Check the carpet...");
            }
        }
    }
    return false;
}

Answer 16

O­ver­flow­ing ­joy:
The­ sound­ of­ brew­ing­ mo­kas.
Real­ cof­fee­ for­ me.

Answer 17

For kicks and giggles:

Shock! Gasp! Tragedy!
Turn your eyes from the scene!
Steam wand is not clean!

Answer 18

Roses are red
Coffee is black
Wait, how does haiku work again?

Robots are not good at poetry

Answer 19

A coffee related haiku:

The Keurig is broke
Keeps overflowing my mug
Need a bigger one

Bonus haiku:

Cannot reproduce
Your "stack overflowing" bug
Works on my machine

Answer 20

sleeping mind wake up
Though the precious brew of life
overflow mug holds

Answer 21

Question asked, no vote
and no answer - tumbleweed
My tears overflow

Answer 22

Until Stack Exchange
overflows with winter hats,
I need more coffee!

Answer 23

i don't like haiku

funneh imaeg r teh win

here's a mug mid shake

Answer 24

底冷えに
一角獣も
お茶を飲む

In this penetrating cold
Even the unicorns
Drink hot tea

Answer 25

Here in Germany, we count sillables for haikus. I'm not sure how it's done for the English language, I guess it's the same...

            li    $8, 0x42
overflow:   add   $8, $8, $8
            beqz  $0, overflow

Translated into words:

li eight for'ty-two
O'ver'flow add eight eight eight
beqz naught o'ver'flow

And yes, it's running! Try mars.

Answer 26

A take on the Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP) in Haiku

WHEN RESTful days end 
Stacks Overflow, so I BREW
Mondays I conquer 

Answer 27

Overflowing Jon

ST OP! Look and Listen.

AC cept or vote up Jon Skeet.

K [2] rep overflow.

Answer 28

I am so down for this.

Fresh brewed coffee
My heart is overflowing
The Stack of caffeine.

Answer 29

The night is longest
when coffee and good answers
do not overflow!

Answer 30

Mind overflowing
With Thoughts Of Unicorns™
I sip more coffee
^{(boss says "back to work")}