6 immortal link
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For any of the sites:

"Despite his best efforts, Joel Spolsky was unable to locate the item in question"

or, more neutrally,

"Despite our best efforts, we were unable to locate the item in question"

Vintage image.

(http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/vintage/images/4506VV4002.jpgOriginal source (from from Google imageImage search for "ibm"IBM punch cards")

(I have de-hotlinked the image here since the competition is over.)

For any of the sites:

"Despite his best efforts, Joel Spolsky was unable to locate the item in question"

or, more neutrally,

"Despite our best efforts, we were unable to locate the item in question"

http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/vintage/images/4506VV4002.jpg (from Google image search for "ibm punch cards")

(I have de-hotlinked the image here since the competition is over.)

For any of the sites:

"Despite his best efforts, Joel Spolsky was unable to locate the item in question"

or, more neutrally,

"Despite our best efforts, we were unable to locate the item in question"

Vintage image.

(Original source from Google Image search for "IBM punch cards")

5 added 46 characters in body
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For any of the sites:

"Despite his best efforts, Joel Spolsky was unable to locate the item in question"

or, more neutrally,

"Despite our best efforts, we were unable to locate the item in question"

alt text httphttp://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/vintage/images/4506VV4002.jpg

   (from Google image search for "ibm punch cards")

(I have de-hotlinked the image here since the competition is over.)

For any of the sites:

"Despite his best efforts, Joel Spolsky was unable to locate the item in question"

or, more neutrally,

"Despite our best efforts, we were unable to locate the item in question"

alt text http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/vintage/images/4506VV4002.jpg

 (from Google image search for "ibm punch cards")

For any of the sites:

"Despite his best efforts, Joel Spolsky was unable to locate the item in question"

or, more neutrally,

"Despite our best efforts, we were unable to locate the item in question"

http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/vintage/images/4506VV4002.jpg  (from Google image search for "ibm punch cards")

(I have de-hotlinked the image here since the competition is over.)

4 Added "neutral" version
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For any of the sites:

"Despite his best efforts, Joel Spolsky was unable to locate the item in question"

or, more neutrally,

"Despite our best efforts, we were unable to locate the item in question"

alt text http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/vintage/images/4506VV4002.jpg

(from Google image search for "ibm punch cards")

For any of the sites:

"Despite his best efforts, Joel Spolsky was unable to locate the item in question"

alt text http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/vintage/images/4506VV4002.jpg

(from Google image search for "ibm punch cards")

For any of the sites:

"Despite his best efforts, Joel Spolsky was unable to locate the item in question"

or, more neutrally,

"Despite our best efforts, we were unable to locate the item in question"

alt text http://www-03.ibm.com/ibm/history/exhibits/vintage/images/4506VV4002.jpg

(from Google image search for "ibm punch cards")

3 add note on where the image was found.
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