I just encountered this question, which is very cute and funny and has nothing to do with programming. I tried voting to close, but was informed by the system that I can't do that when there's a bounty on the question. So, since there's a seven-day bounty, this will remain open for at least a week.
I really don't care what happens to the bounty rep, I just want to be able to close questions that are thoroughly inappropriate although not offensive.