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Last week, Kyle Cronin noticed that we had put up some Server Fault ads (both on Stack Overflow and TDWTF) and started the Love the new Server Fault ad! discussion. So my question is... what should the Super User ads look like?

If we go with the same look/concept as the Server Fault ads (i.e. the logo with fun copy), then what should the copy be?

There are a good amount of concepts to work with in the original question.

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superuser ... vigilante IT

superuser ... taking IT into our own hands

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super user ... no that's NOT a cup holder

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[superuser ...deltree /y c:\ and call me in the morning}

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  • That'll work! I'll get one of those up... – Alex Papadimoulis Aug 19 '09 at 3:31
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superuser ...maybe a sledgehammer will fix it

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    Good stuff! Alternate: "...or you could just use a sledgehammer." – Alex Papadimoulis Aug 19 '09 at 3:29
  • Yeah, I like that alternate; I think both work pretty well. – retracile Aug 19 '09 at 3:39
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I insist--nay, demand--that all ads are accompanied by this song.

Also, all text should be to the effect of:

[superuser: hell yeah}
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  • ... nor sound ;-) – Alex Papadimoulis Aug 19 '09 at 3:01
  • @Alex: Are you saying you don't like waffles? – Eric Aug 19 '09 at 3:02
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    @Eric: Well now that I think about it, I do like waffles... aw what the heck! Rules are meant to be broken! All SU ads will just blast this song!! – Alex Papadimoulis Aug 19 '09 at 3:06
  • Hell yes, Alex! That's what Willis was talking about! – Eric Aug 19 '09 at 3:08
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...after you've turned it off and back on again.

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super user ... I told you, just freaking reboot already...

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super user ... Where is the any key?

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super user ... Because everyone is a user someday.

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super user ... Have you restarted your computer?

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Superuser ... because the computers do hate you.

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Something revolving around this:

Alt text http://www.oddpic.com/data/528/death-by-keyboard.gif

If this doesn't surmise the agony felt by users who can't get something to work, I don't know what will.

Super User: Where Alex generates ad revenue and trolls for future content :)

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  • That one looks different? I thought the dude banged his head on the keyboard. And I should note, no animation... – Alex Papadimoulis Aug 19 '09 at 3:00
  • @Alex: You are right, I am just now noticing that this version of the gif has a lot of frames cut out. I am incredibly saddened now. – TheTXI Aug 19 '09 at 3:02
  • It's different to the original but it's still pretty good actually, makes it look like his brain went neuclear – Mark Henderson Aug 19 '09 at 3:17
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    With missing frames it looks more like TRON was unable to download the user without serious packet loss. – random Aug 19 '09 at 3:18
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    Here's a complete one. There's a keyboard error at the end I don't remember, but it otherwise seems complete: bbs.malkaviabbs.com/images/cerberus_themes/bloody_keyboard.gif – Kyle Cronin Aug 19 '09 at 3:22
  • The image link is (effectively) broken (redirects to a generic page - domain name expired?). – P.Mort. - forgot Clay Shirky_q Jul 15 '19 at 16:52
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superuser ...have you tried reinstalling?

meh.

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super user ... no, Mom, you don't belong here

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[superuser ...well what in the hell did you do that for?}

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superuser ... because IT will never guess what we did

superuser ... because IT will never guess you did it

superuser ... because those guys in IT are bored

superuser ... when you're tired of waiting for IT

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[superuser ...Because this is what your IT Dept does when they don't answer your calls.}

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  • just a bit too long... but i like the concept. – Alex Papadimoulis Aug 19 '09 at 4:02
  • That's what your IT does when you're holding the line – Ladybug Killer Aug 19 '09 at 7:37
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superuser ...you're not hitting it hard enough.

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super user ... wheel

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super user ... Because I don't want to pay someone $60+/hr.

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superuser - Because you really don't want to spend 2 hours on the phone.

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All Punch-The-Monkey, All The Time.

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Something revolving around this:

alt text
(source: theburningbiscuit.com)

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  • Despair: How I made 10 bajillion dollars ripping off horrible business cliches. Damn I'm jealous. – squillman Aug 19 '09 at 3:18

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