I, along with (probably) hundreds of thousands of other Stack Exchange users, really really want to know what the Stack Exchange Moderator Dashboard looks like.
Moderators are democratically elected, right? The President of the United States is democratically elected, right? We get to see pictures of the Oval Office, right? So why can't we see screenshots of the Mod Dashboard?
The only reason Americans can't see the plans for the President's car is that then we would find a vulnerability in it. Then some crazy person would assisinate him.
On SE, however, it's different. Screenshots of the dashboard will not cause us to find vulnerabilities in it and assisinate the moderators.
There is the problem of private info being displayed in it, but the blur tool in Photoshop has to be used sometimes, right?
So, as a citizen of the Stack Exchange Network, I, along with my fellow Exchangiens, ask that we be shown a censored screenshot of the Moderator Dashboard.
We did elect you mods, after all :)