Hats are lovely. They are fun!
Can we have them in the Android app too, as a Christmas present? (current app version: 0.1.74)
Mr. Peanut Monopoly McManish a.k.a. Manishearth is spot-on with his comment.
Not sure if it' worth the dev time to push hats to an alpha testing environment where only a few folks will ever use it.
Nope, not worth it. Sorry.