This appears to be impossible. And if I can't get around the catch, my Christmas will be ruined and I'll drink myself to death in a gutter while merry shoppers step over my slowly cooling body. Totes serious, you guys.
Instead of down voting, I elected to help by removing some of this unneeded drama. Within half an hour, my edits were rolled back for "vandalism." I soon realized that the 100+ upvotes were partially from the dramatism (when I read the comments). I don't have a problem with humor, or a personal touch, but I felt that this had gone too far (apparently I was wrong)- every other line had some weird joke.
To people from here who read the post, it could be entertaining, but people from search engines would probably leave in two minutes from all of the random, off-topic chaff, IMO.
My question: Is drama like this acceptable in Stack Overflow, and if so, why? Or was my edit just too much?