I just wanted to buy more unicoins using the "alternative payments - valuables - bacon", but this procedure fails. What should I now do with all this prepared bacon?
4 Answers
Lady Gaga already showed what to do with your bacon:
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And besides: Proverbs with bacon
Transit of bacon from shores afar is problematic. It would also adversely effect the allied currency porkcoins so has been outlawed by global convention.
You can take all your bacon and send it to me. I will give you some unicoins, depending on the quality. Warm is prefered but not essential