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I don't understand who could even think about spending bacon in unicoins rather than eating it. But in the opposite way it looks perfect to me, i mean, spend my unicoins to get some bacon.

So, having that the payment with bacon is not available at this point, i'm glad to offer myself as an alternative and unofficial point of sale, effectively accepting bacon as a payment.

If you want to buy some unicoins, please send as much bacon as you can. I will mine a lot of unicoins and send it to you in the Unicorn Express after cleared payment is received.

Any kind of egg dishes will be also accepted.

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  • the question will be deleted (since it is off-topic), and some great replies will be lost. I think it doesn't bother anyone and i will cry! Thanks for the fun guys! – Carlos Robles Apr 6 '14 at 19:17
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The problem is probably because nobody is using the right bacon, with some logic thinking I found out that you have to use the special unicorn bacon strips:

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Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon Bacon

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    1) Egg and Spam 2) Egg, Sausage and Spam 3) Egg and Bacon 4) Egg, Spam and Bacon 5) Egg, Spam, Sausage and Bacon 6) Bacon, Spam, Sausage and Bacon 7) Bacon, Egg, Bacon, Bacon, Spam and Bacon 8) Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Egg and Bacon 9) Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Baked Beans, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon and Bacon 10) Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top, and Bacon. – ninjalj Apr 1 '14 at 18:36
  • That's right sir. – Kees Sonnema Apr 1 '14 at 18:45
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This is possibly an illicit use of bacon! You can't legally mail it, because it is a dangerous (ly awesome) substance.

Please follow all Bacon Regulations to ensure that bacon is transported safely. Otherwise, I have no qualms with your plan, and I wholly support your (ab)use of unicoins.

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In the event a pig eats your unicorns its perfectly expectable to turn the pig into bacon and use the bacon to buy more unicorns.

But you could of course chose to eat the bacon yourself.

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If I send you Bacon, will I recieve Unicorns, or maybe even better: Unicorn Bacon?

I'm willing to trade 2:1, but can only ship over aether.

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