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I know Reputation To The Max is quite cool and fancy since it is the only way to keep up with Jon Skeet, not with every aspect but at least with reputation. But the problem is, well, most of us need a few of those power up to have a chance to keep up Jon. So day of the Unicorn Power should be one of those:

  • Unicorn Up the Skeet: A power up that will grant you reputation equal to Jon Skeet's rep + 1
  • Unicorn Down The Skeet: A community power-up. Instead of powering yourself up, pull Skeet down! Each usage will drop Jon's reputation by 100. Since it in not possible for a single person to drop that damn high reputation down enough, a community work will be needed. So each usage of different user will drop Jon's reputation, so that power stacks up.
  • Disguise like Unicorn: For a few limited minutes, disguise Skeet! Got his profile picture, his reputation and copy down his profile!
  • Hide the Dull Colored Unicorn: If overly scored answers of Skeet ruins you day, then just get rid of them. That power up will replace all Jon Skeet answers with a fancy looking-whirling black hole, burying the answer to the depths of nothingness.

If you can not find the power-ups in the Unicoin Shop, then Just head to Dark Unicoin Black Market

Update: These power-ups have no effect on @Jon Skeet. A Jon Skeet do not need any power-ups to get what had offered above.

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    +1 for •Unicorn Down The Skeet I would pay unicorns for that :)
    – DaImTo
    Apr 1, 2014 at 9:20
  • You know it's Unicoin and it doesn't write unicorn?
    – Rob
    Apr 1, 2014 at 9:33
  • @Rob shhhh... Just silence and do not mention that and you got what you want for the half price from the Dark Unicorn Black Market
    – FallenAngel
    Apr 1, 2014 at 9:40
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    What would happen if I bought the "Unicorn Up the Skeet" power though?
    – Jon Skeet
    Apr 1, 2014 at 10:48
  • Sorry @JonSkeet but as the facts had told there is only one Jon Skeet, and this communitycan not handle a second Skeet who have beat the un-beatable
    – FallenAngel
    Apr 1, 2014 at 10:53
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    This question appears to be off-topic because Jon Skeet is not a feature of StackOverflow. If you don't believe Jon Skeet exists, you can ask on Skeptics.SE.
    – Danubian Sailor
    Apr 2, 2014 at 8:10
  • If @JonSkeet purchased his own powerup it would be as Regius Professor Chronotis explains from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency: "You see, the computer that runs it is a rather advanced one. In fact it is more powerful than the sum total of all the computers on this planet including—and this is the tricky part—including itself.".
    – Jason Sturges
    Apr 2, 2014 at 8:55

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