I'm using the auto-mining script from one of the meta posts here and it doesn't works!

At first I got steady returns but the returns seem to diminish over time. Using Fiddler I confirmed that the server seems to release less and less coins.

This is unacceptable! I am a loyal customer paying nothing and I demand that my auto-mining script continues to yield returns forever!

If you cannot deliver on that please refund what I have payed for using this site.

Plz advise!

In case you didn't notice: This is a parody of over-demanding, leeching askers on Stack Overflow.

  • 1
    You are getting what you paid: nothing
    – Satpal
    Apr 1, 2014 at 12:14
  • 3
    I bought the "Remove Downvote Button" Unipower and it doesn't works for meta! I am being downvoted. I am outraged and will cease to pay my membership fees for using Stack Overflow!
    – usr
    Apr 1, 2014 at 12:15
  • @usr: I bought the ultra-secret override option instead. It lets me override the 'no downvote button' option, and lets me downvote multiple times! Here, have another -1! Apr 1, 2014 at 12:19
  • I bet the mining difficulty has increased...
    – m0sa StaffMod
    Apr 1, 2014 at 14:00

2 Answers 2


The auto-mining script contains a small trojan that redirects the majority of mined coins to my account instead.

I am eternally grateful for the generous contributions your CPU time has made to my Unicoin wallet!

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  • You should have inserted a Bitcoin miner into the script.
    – usr
    Apr 1, 2014 at 12:14
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    @usr: Unicoin >> Bitcoin. I is gonna be riches! Apr 1, 2014 at 12:15
  • Your font is wrong. This troubles me.
    – Sklivvz
    Apr 1, 2014 at 12:23
  • @Sklivvz: Mac Chrome fonts are never wrong. Apr 1, 2014 at 12:24

I can't repro your problem sorry...

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  • So you were the person to DDOS the Stack Overflow server with Unicoin HTTP requests today?
    – usr
    Apr 1, 2014 at 12:22
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    Bwhahaa! That's what you get when you use a puny 32-bit system! My balance is now 9223372036854775807 and counting! Any second now I'll have 9223372036854775808!... Apr 1, 2014 at 12:23

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