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Unicoins have always been precious to me, somehow too precious since I even scammed my best friend to get his unicoins.

I told him I had a real unicorn and had him buy my dog with a paper horn on the head in exchange for all his unicoins

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Now after a week he realized that my dog isn't a unicorn (the glue on the dog's head is starting to loose) and wants his unicoins back.

I feel bad about it since I cheated on my best friend, is there anything I can do to make things right again?

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    What? Seriously wtf is this? – Mhmd Apr 1 '14 at 14:36
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    I'm ashamed of what I've done to get unicoins. Ashamed. – Jay Riggs Apr 1 '14 at 14:40
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    Wait, wait, wait...you're saying that isn't a real unicorn? Nothing makes sense anymore – codeMagic Apr 1 '14 at 14:44
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    @codeMagic I was joking!!! it is a real unicorn! I'll trade it to you in exchange for your unicoins.. – Marco A. Apr 1 '14 at 14:45
  • Thanks, I would but I just bought one from Blue Ice but maybe after some more mining. Now, if I can just get it away from my wife... – codeMagic Apr 1 '14 at 14:46
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The proper thing to do would be to ask to exchange the dog with a unicorn horn with this:

unicat

It's a unicorn, right? Nobody will know the difference.

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    Are you sure that thing is a unicorn horn >.< ? – Matt Apr 1 '14 at 14:37
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    rated 18+: I am afraid women's may misuse this little kitty... – Prix Apr 1 '14 at 14:37
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    Cat does not look like it's loving it. – Frédéric Hamidi Apr 1 '14 at 14:43
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Try sticking a horn on a Potato.. and tell him that he can actually make unichips or unitato chips out of it... See if that makes him happy

They are delicious, trust me

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    I... don't... even... but I am hungry! Stolen for my next non-unicorn-themed avatar. – Andrew Barber Apr 1 '14 at 15:06
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    I'd buy that for a unicoin! – stckrboy Apr 1 '14 at 15:21
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    Don't eat me! Are you seriously saying this? – Unitato Jul 8 '17 at 9:41
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    @Unitato rofl xD – Mr. Alien Jul 8 '17 at 9:45
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Your friend will probably understand that the unicorn purchase was made in poor taste. You may have to give a refund in 6 to 8 weeks.

Your dog however, will never forgive you. Not only were his hopes and dreams dashed from believing that he, just a good-ole-boy, could be a unicorn, but you freaking sold him!

You sold your best friend for unicoins. That is as bad as posting on meta on April fools and not even making a reference to waffles or rainbows.

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    Aaaah! I've been taking meta too seriously the entire time! – Blue Ice Apr 1 '14 at 14:52

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