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Unicoins have always been precious to me, somehow too precious since I even scammed my best friend to get his unicoins.
I told him I had a real unicorn and had him buy my dog with a paper horn on the head in exchange for all his unicoins
Now after a week he realized that my dog isn't a unicorn (the glue on the dog's head is starting to loose) and wants his unicoins back.
I feel bad about it since I cheated on my best friend, is there anything I can do to make things right again?
The proper thing to do would be to ask to exchange the dog with a unicorn horn with this:
It's a unicorn, right? Nobody will know the difference.
Try sticking a horn on a Potato.. and tell him that he can actually make unichips or unitato chips out of it... See if that makes him happy
Your friend will probably understand that the unicorn purchase was made in poor taste. You may have to give a refund in 6 to 8 weeks.
Your dog however, will never forgive you. Not only were his hopes and dreams dashed from believing that he, just a good-ole-boy, could be a unicorn, but you freaking sold him!
You sold your best friend for unicoins. That is as bad as posting on meta on April fools and not even making a reference to waffles or rainbows.
