I spent the past 6 to 8 weeks cooking bacon because I was hoping to add a unicorn animation to my voting buttons. I really wanted it, somehow you knew.

To my dismay, and after cooking all of this bacon and even making some waffles, the payment method was disabled as a viable option.

There may be a rainbow in this image, but it is a dark day when we cannot afford unicoins with bacon.

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Worked fine for me.

You need to load the bacon in first though before selecting that option. Some older machines have a button on the side that, when pressed opens up a bacon delivery tray. Just load that up with delicious bacon and you'll be good to go.

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    I believe that tray is commonly referred to as the Delicatessen Variety Dispensor although on some older machines you may only have a Condiments Dispensor, in which case you may be out of luck. I'm hoping my Unlimited Smoked Bacon connector will arrive soon. Apr 1, 2014 at 16:07

You shouldn't have waffled. Unicorns don't like it if you waffle.

Also, did you cook real bacon, or that fake Canadian stuff? There's a very sophisticated fraud detection system in play.

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    Argh, was that what happened?! I think I can destroy the evidence in time.
    – Travis J
    Apr 1, 2014 at 16:04
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    If it was fake Canadian stuff was it real fake Canadian stuff or fake American Canadian stuff? There's a HUGE difference, actually.
    Apr 1, 2014 at 20:15

I managed to quickly get a good 500 or so unicoins before this broke!

However now I'm out of bacon! I'll quite happily do you a swap (250 unicoins for some of your bacon?).

If not, it's always a viable option to pay via twitter followers.

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    Or souls. Souls work well too.
    – Blue Ice
    Apr 1, 2014 at 15:09
  • Souls, blood of the first born, it's whatever the unicorns demand. @BlueIce
    – Albzi
    Apr 1, 2014 at 15:10

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