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Unicoin mining has damaged my wrist and possibly my psyche. I believe a legal claim can be made that mining unicoins makes us de facto employees and entitles us to workers compensation.

Also, NEED MORE UNICOINS.

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    I have been waiting for a carpel tunnel complaint... err report. – Taryn Apr 1 '14 at 18:17
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Mail your complaint to Unicorntopia Labor Organization, at 777 Unicorn Street, Rainbow District, Greenfield City, Unicorntopia. Your claim will be resolved in 6-8 weeks.

Other methods of contact:

  • Fax (thanks to Anna Lear for reminding): 1-900-UNICORN

  • Email: contact@labor.unicorn.org.unc

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    Do you have a fax number? I'm too technologically advanced for mail. – Geobits Apr 1 '14 at 18:53
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    @Geobits 1-900-UNICORN. First page is free, subsequent pages are charged at 10 unicoins per character. Additional carrier charges may apply. – Adam Lear Apr 1 '14 at 18:54
  • @AnnaLear Disappointed that calling that number didn't give me a nostalgic fax tone :( – Geobits Apr 1 '14 at 19:06
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    @nhahtdh: Anna Lear's number is a 900 (premium) number, not an 800 (toll-free) number. ;-) – Chris Jester-Young Apr 1 '14 at 19:38

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