I have earned TONS of Unicoins today, but now I need to convert them for reputation on various StackExchange sites. Can someone direct me to the currency exchange that handles this?
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You tie them to a buggy, then you drive them slowly through the neighborhood. People will talk, and trust me, that's a good thing.
Once unicorn envy sets in, those with the means will consult you on the care and feeding of their newly accquired unicorns. Those without the means will hang around you to look like they are in with the cool crowd.
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You gather them in your living room in a huge pile. You identify people which have esteemed your reputation weakly. Then invite the over for some social event, like dinner.
Strip down to the minimum amount of clothing you require to feel comfortable. Open the curtains and doors to the other living spaces. Then wallow in your pile of unicoins at least fifteen minutes prior to the arranged social gathering. Attempt to bathe with them. Throw them up in the air to create a shower effect.
Upon your guests arriving, do not stop your unicoin activities, instead have someone else let your guests in. Remember to provide enough noise to attract attention, but otherwise be oblivious to your poor unicoin bereft underlings. After ten minutes of possible observation, end the unicoin activities, grab a bath robe or towel, and leave to the other living spaces to dress for the company.
Never mention the unicoins directly or indirectly. If asked a question about them, look puzzled, as if everyone you know has enough unicoins to do what you just did on a daily basis.
Unicoin is traded on MtPLOX. (Magic Type Pony Limited Online eXchange). They will happily hold your Unicoins for you indefinitely until they implement an exchange path to SO rep or declare bankruptcy.