I have just mined some Unicoins and found that, upon purchasing the reasonably priced power ups my code not longer throws exceptions, but instead spews forth a rainbow of delicious cupcakes.
There are a lot of exceptions in my code and I am very happy with the delicious, colourful cupcakes. The cupcakes are however making me rather portly.
Is this a plan to reduce bugs by culling developers via a delicious heart attack?
It might be working, but only because I can no longer reach the keyboard.