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I've heard terrible rumors that these Unicoins are just an "April fools joke". I seriously doubt that, because Unicoins are awesome! However, if it's true, then will they go?

Please don't remove them, I love Unicoins!

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    hahah i have more rep than all y'all! – ylun.ca Apr 2 '14 at 0:57
  • You're picture is not wobbuffet is it also part of the April FOols Joke? – user2705620 Apr 2 '14 at 1:08
  • @AsshO.Le No..? – Cilan Apr 2 '14 at 1:27
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I come to you from Australia, where due to time zone quirks, we are several hours into the future. I come to warn you that Unicoins are no more.

Overnight, the Unicorns decided they no longer wished to trade with those countries that do not recognise Unicorns as citizens.

I-In fact... I think they decided they were a bit fed up with us.

I hear them coming. I hear their rainbow tanks.

Protect your loved ones. You have but hours.

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    I'm in Australia too, and I can confirm this. Flee! Flee across the International Date Line while you still have time! – michaelb958--Reinstate Monica Apr 2 '14 at 0:56
  • I will hop aboard an airplane that continually flies due west, away from the dreaded sunrise. Perpetual unicorns! – Pekka supports GoFundMonica Apr 2 '14 at 1:00
  • @Pëkka You will need a very fast airplane. – Blue Ice Apr 2 '14 at 1:01
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    @BlueIce Or a trip to the Arctic Circle. – michaelb958--Reinstate Monica Apr 2 '14 at 1:03
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    @michaelb958 But the Arctic Circle uses UTC :( Better go with Antarctica. – Blue Ice Apr 2 '14 at 1:05
  • @BlueIce The point of going up there is you don't need to go quite as fast to stay ahead of them. – michaelb958--Reinstate Monica Apr 2 '14 at 4:49
  • @michaelb958 Oh. – Blue Ice Apr 2 '14 at 5:03
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    Quickly, people! Let's build a time machine and warn the past not to take it for granted! – Cilan Apr 2 '14 at 20:51
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You don't need to worry about Unicoins leaving.

Unicoins will stay forever... in our hearts.

Actually, an effort to keep Unicoins forever in real life can be found here.

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I hope the moderators will not get away with this by just saying it was a joke. If it were, they have been lying. It is offending. I don't understand what is funny about it.

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    I hope it is a joke. It's sick to introduce "currency" into a forum where information is supposed to be free. Nothing is free I hear you scream back!? You wanna bet!? – Fandango68 Apr 2 '14 at 2:17
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    @Fernando68 I agree. I hope it is not real from the point of view as you mention. But at the same time, I hope it is not a joke from the point of view that I don't feel comfortable being told a lie. – sawa Apr 2 '14 at 2:31

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