So, safe to say, I am fairly addicted to the hats. They are a lot of fun and their silliness is addictive.
In the spirit of the winterbash, I am hoping we can be allowed to have more control of hat positioning. After asking for a downvote in chat so I could get that babe mullet, I wondered if I could give myself a mullet-beard but it won't allow 360 degree rotation.
Just think of all the absurd things we are missing out on!
Sweet ass soccer necklace
Crab face googly eyes
iPhone Plus Plus
Now sure, some nay sayers will say "but they're hats!"... If you're concerned with keeping them as hats, it's too late! I am already mulletstaching it up. Furthermore, when I get tired of my stache, I switch out to crab eyes so, resistance is futile!