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I think it would be nicer if we get safer hats next time.

Putting burning candles on my head!?

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Good thing that imitation crab is not alive.

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    hate to alarm you, but the candles aren't real.... tried to use hem when my lights were out and tripped over the vacuum and landed on the washing machine. – user273376 Dec 19 '14 at 5:19
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    youtube.com/watch?v=Mk0FyZqNp5Q – balpha Dec 19 '14 at 5:42
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    This hat is safe till you try less movement. Or lern Rajasthani folk dance, they dance with keeping burning Dia's and all on their heads. – Ankit Sharma Dec 19 '14 at 6:37
  • I find it to be the most beautiful hat! :) – nicael Dec 19 '14 at 18:21
  • This question was a feature-request. Apparently there are safe-hat haters. or dangerous-hat lovers? – ermanen Dec 22 '14 at 16:47
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Isn't this one even more dangerous?

Solstice

Here, for your daily dose of wisdom, xkcd has a few words to say:

the Sun is one of the meltiest things in the Solar System.

Oh, also, the Red Shirt is likely to get you killed assuming it's a reference to Star Trek.

I'm bored, so why not. Have a haiku:

Candles are burny
Sun is hot and burny too
Warning: do not eat

Also, is your profile picture really any safer?

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