I think it would be nicer if we get safer hats next time.
Putting burning candles on my head!?
Good thing that imitation crab is not alive.
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Isn't this one even more dangerous?
Here, for your daily dose of wisdom, xkcd has a few words to say:
the Sun is one of the meltiest things in the Solar System.
Oh, also, the Red Shirt is likely to get you killed assuming it's a reference to Star Trek.
I'm bored, so why not. Have a haiku:
Candles are burny
Sun is hot and burny too
Warning: do not eat
Also, is your profile picture really any safer?