I think it would be nicer if we get safer hats next time.
Putting burning candles on my head!?
Good thing that imitation crab is not alive.
Isn't this one even more dangerous?
Here, for your daily dose of wisdom, xkcd has a few words to say:
the Sun is one of the meltiest things in the Solar System.
Oh, also, the Red Shirt is likely to get you killed assuming it's a reference to Star Trek.
I'm bored, so why not. Have a haiku:
Candles are burny
Sun is hot and burny too
Warning: do not eat
Also, is your profile picture really any safer?