If you could make a hat of this guy, Steely McBeam (who we refer to as Steely Dan -- bonus points if that were the name), a certain set of people would be eternally grateful.
Also, word is there's people who would do ANYTHING to get this hat.
Look, I upvoted this on principle, but... no.
We already had Sparkles adorning a football helmet last year for the Handegg hat, and that's about as close as you're going to get.
It's a little too specific, and possibly even divisive. And after last year and this year, it seems another hat that people "would do ANYTHING" for might be the last thing we need.
There's no obvious trigger, either, although that's something that could be worked on.