These are the auto-comments that I can post for a self-answer:
I recently saw a non-answer by the question author that was something like this:
plz, i can haz ancorz?plz
(Okay, it had a bit more fluency than lolcats. But still.)
In any other situation I'd use the "I'm having this problem, too" comment. But since that's not available, I can't see a clear option for what comment to go with. Can we have a new one that would be something like this?
If you want more attention for your question, you can add a bounty <once you have enough reputation>. You can also edit the question to clarify and improve it.
Alternatively, what pre-existing comment, if any, should I use?