My usual avatar:
The big bad cat himself!
My personal favourites:
Oh, Waffles are a tasty treat,
With golden syrup thick and sweet,
Or chocolate, melting, spread on top,
Once you've started, how hard to stop!
Oh toasted Waffles, firm and brown,
The sticky syrup running down,
With ice-cream, maybe, smooth and cold,
Or Waffle wonders yet untold!
That juicy Waffle waiting there,
A thing to eat and not to wear!
Why make you hats of such a treat?
Why waste you what is best to eat?
Oh tasty Waffle fair to see,
Your end has come, you come to me!
Then at last a sigh I'll heave,
Your end was right, and none need grieve.
Scrumptious Waffle, a memory now,
Your kin still grace another's brow!
But still kept you your purpose true,
For such enjoyment I thank you!
The catter hatter, up with hats for cats!
(Long live the Cat-in-the-Hat)
Division identified, Sir.
Some Christmas Cheer,
But don't come near,
Unless you have no fear,
The Cat himself is here!
(So watch your step!)
'Ware the wolf hunter!
Bad cat avatar
Have I seen your Unicorn? (burp) No, never!!