He's in IRC. Let me see if he's at his keyboard. Just upvote me a lot in anticipation.
The logs say the last thing he said was today, at 17:16 ADT:
<TheTXI>
"the general ledger of this application needs to work perfectly by January 1st, so I'll probably need you to put in extra hours this month"
<TheTXI>
whenever my boss does this I get the sudden urge to start looking for other jobs
Before that, at 17:03 ADT:
<TheTXI>
I love when a boss goes and makes unrealistic promises or expectations and then expects you to work like a dog to try and fulfill those unrealistic expectations
<TheTXI>
and then you don't get rewarded when you inevitably fail to live up to unrealistic unexpectations
This answer is like that movie Memento. Remember that? The main character sure doesn't! [rimshot] 16:15 ADT:
<TheTXI>
yes
This is in reply to Mike Hudson saying:
<whodey>
ever bid on something and then look closer and really start to hope you'll get outbid?
Most of his earlier stuff around noon ADT is like this:
<TheTXI>
wtf
<TheTXI>
whodey: only if you were equipment manager
<TheTXI>
rofl
<TheTXI>
you would
<TheTXI>
there's two z's?
<TheTXI>
it was either evansville or drake that Hansbrough broke the unc scoring record against
It's things like this that make me really hate that guy.
He's not replying to my hailing signals from a few minutes ago (Inferno is me):
<Inferno>
Hey, the TXI
<Inferno>
Where you at?
<Inferno>
I take it you're not here.
<Inferno>
The guys are looking for you: We miss TheTXI!
Notice that I use punctuation. TXI never does that. I hate that guy.
This is #somafia on irc.slashnet.org, by the way. It's where cool people like Welbog idle. Today is the first time I've sent something to that channel in like two weeks. Though usually when I do type stuff it's along the lines of "Jeff Atwood sure is silly" but with better vocabularity. "Vocabularity" is a portmanteau of the words "vocabulary" and "vulgarity".
Exciting update (21:13 ADT):
--> zaatkin ([email protected]) has joined #somafia
<zaatkin>
why has TheTXI disappeared?
<zaatkin>
NO!!!!!!!!
<Inferno>
Shinjae
<-- zaatkin has quit (Quit: zaatkin)
--> zaatkin ([email protected]) has joined #somafia
<zaatkin>
huh?
<Inferno>
Shinjae
<-- zaatkin has quit (Quit: zaatkin)
I don't know who that guy was, but I sure showed him! I continue to lie in wait for TXI sightings at least for an hour or so before I go to sleep.
Still nothing. No TXI sightings in sight. I swore a bunch in IRC, though. That's activity. I'm not going to paste it here. If you want to see my vocabularity you can just log into Wave or IRC your lazy self.
What is happening?!
--> TehTXI ([email protected]) has joined #somafia
<Inferno>
OH NO
<YummyBot>
oh no are we about to jump into the rotary engine debate again
<Inferno>
A DOPPELGANGER
<Inferno>
I WILL EAT YOUR FACE OFF AND REVEAL THE TRUTH
<TehTXI>
My face is tasty. Like waffles and pizza and chocolate mousse
<Inferno>
You're not TXI. TXI doesn't use punctuation.
<TehTXI>
thats truth yes its isnt obvious
<Inferno>
I'm convinced.
<Inferno>
Where have you been? Everyone is looking for you.
<TehTXI>
eating ponies and pizzas and stuff
<TehTXI>
i gain a powerful hunger come winter
<Inferno>
I'm getting skeptical again. TXI does not eat ponies. That's [expletive deleted] cannibalism.
<Inferno>
But he is fat, so you have that going for you.
--> DaTXI ([email protected]) has joined #somafia
<Inferno>
[expletive deleted]
<DaTXI>
[expletive deleted] doesnt [expletive deleted]
<DaTXI>
[expletive deleted] is where [expletive deleted] go for [expletive deleted] too much
<Inferno>
[expletive deleted] right.
The replicon TXIs have vacated the channel. Still no sign of the real deal, so I'm going to call it a night. See you [expletive delete] later.