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Post hats, hats, and more hats!

Share images of those hats which you're particularly proud of and/or those which you look especially fashionable wearing – all are welcome!

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    Who would downvote hats?
    – OrangeDog
    Dec 16, 2020 at 18:00
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    @OrangeDog The Hat-Hating Heretics, of course. Stone them! Stone them with stones! Or, just get stoned? Dec 16, 2020 at 18:52
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    @AdrianMole - Horribly-haranguing-hat-hating-heretics ?
    – Hogan
    Dec 16, 2020 at 20:58
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    Shouldn't it be one person per answer? You have some users who display multiple hats in a single post while others post "answers" for almost every hat earned and earn more "rep". In my view, for what little it's worth, unbalanced and unfair. Dec 21, 2020 at 20:24
  • @Mari-LouA I totally agree!
    – 19aksh
    Dec 23, 2020 at 4:38
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    @Mari-Lou, yes, it should. However, it is only worthless meta rep, as we used to say, so it does not really matter. The Q/A model was never well-suited to Meta sites anyway, as they have peculiar voting patterns. and multiple answers from the same user are quite rare on the main sites to begin with. Rightfully appears unfair, but might as well live with it. Dec 23, 2020 at 22:11
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    @Mari-LouA A question tagged fun is a good place to hunt for hats, and well, some of them require posting more than one answer. The rep is fake internet points, the hats are temporarily and just as fake... but the fun might be real :D
    – Tinkeringbell Mod
    Dec 24, 2020 at 10:25
  • @FrédéricHamidi Considering this is main-meta-rep we're talking about, it works a bit differently than other meta sites.
    – Mast
    Dec 26, 2020 at 14:32
  • Maybe the hat-ers. :-) (I did not vote down and not in the review I click "skip")
    – peterh
    Jan 5, 2021 at 20:30
  • I’m voting to close this question because winter bash is over.
    – Luuklag
    Jul 12, 2021 at 6:32

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Look at my beautiful hats:

1. TheMaskNaruto

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2. TheTryingToBeEvilNaruto

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3. TheNestHatNaruto

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4. TheThisIsFineNaruto

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5. TheVexillologistNaruto

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6. TheBûche-de-NoëlNaruto

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7. ThePropelThyselfNaruto

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8. TheWarnWelcomeHatNaruto

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9. TheSoapNaruto

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10. TheBalalaikaNaruto

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    Nice! That is the 1st soap box hat I have seen in here. Congrats @TheLittleNaruto... And the flashlighthat! I spent 3 hours yesterday morning trying to get it on Android. We only have a few clients to choose from, so I was testing the edge cases hoping to get lucky. It was a lot of fun, but I never did get that hat. Anyway, 🥇 goes to you. Happy hunting!!!
    – Nate T
    Dec 29, 2020 at 14:11
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    Glad to see you :). Merry Christmas and happy new year.
    – 4b0
    Dec 29, 2020 at 18:02
  • @Nathan Thanks! Yeah winter bash is always fun you know. Good luck :) Dec 30, 2020 at 1:23
  • @Shree Happy New Year :-) Dec 30, 2020 at 1:23
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Hats? I thought you meant diapers:

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Here I'm...

Hat

...this is me!!!

and this is awesome too...

fine

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I know it's a hat but at a first glance I thought it was a headset so...

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The Matryoshka hat is really versatile due to its eyes and mouth over a transparent background. I can make this with my default identicon. It looks like a bird’s face or a wrestling mask.

Matryoshka over default identicon.

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Now this is vexing. I think I'll flag this on Language Learning Stack Exchange:

moai-shaped flowerpot with a flag in front of its eyes

They said it was a hat, so that's how I wear it until somebody bounces it off my head. It doesn't fit in any other way:

moai-shaped flowerpot with a bouncer's upper chest and folded arms upside down on its head

Due to the lockdown, I couldn't go to carnaval, but Stack Exchange brought Carnaval to me:

moai-shaped flowerpot with a plumed masque

Thiff iff quiff a mouthfull. Joyeux Noël et bon appétit!

moai-shaped flowerpot with a bûche de noël that is much too big for its mouth

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Community user joins Winter Bash

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    What's even better is that Community got the 'warm welcome' badge.
    – Joe Kerr
    Dec 17, 2020 at 15:46
  • @JoeKerr also has the Not A Robot badge on SO
    – bad_coder
    Dec 17, 2020 at 16:26
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Ever seen a panda with quarantine hair?

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    I have actually, yes ;)
    – Ollie
    Dec 20, 2020 at 17:19
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Stay away from me or I'll flag your post!

Successfully defended Sparkles!

Happy New Year!

Edward fits perfectly:

Eliza Doolots:

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    The Mask and the Chimney Sweep together always look like a dog’s face when I see your profile picture. 🐶 Jan 4, 2021 at 15:43
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Doing my best Shog9 impression...

...unfortunately, I don't have an apt gardening metaphor, just the hat.

me wearing cordovan hat

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Looks smexy, eh?

Decapitated Soul

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Location: Italy. Objective: survive.

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You're not on the Guest List!

SS

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Edward G. Robinson, movie gangster supreme, now looking tougher than ever before...

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I had the mask on for a while, but I like this hat a lot more!!!

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I also like the way it looks at the bottom of answers:

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This one is easily one of my favourite hats, but unfortunately no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't get it to fit as nicely as the above one :'(

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The Disciple hat was clearly not designed with hedgehog ears in mind...

They don't fit my ears...

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    To be fair, I'm not sure if even properly shaped headphones would be useful to somebody moving past the speed of sound.
    – VLAZ
    Dec 16, 2020 at 7:36
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    @VLAZ Physically speaking, Concorde passengers could listen to music in flight Dec 16, 2020 at 8:33
  • Sonic the Hedgehog Dec 16, 2020 at 20:50
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I need a longer cord:
Disciple Hat

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I'm somehow always in the spotlight.

my avatar with a flashlight pointed down from above

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegría, Macarena!

avatar wearing Macarena hat


I do like how this one appears in chat:

avatar wearing macarena hat in chat

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Time for combos again!

me wearing the mask hat and the cordova hat

me wearing the mask hat and the macarena hat

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Save a life this holiday season, wear a mask.

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My gravatar has the ability to give some eyes to the Space Invader from Gimme Space.

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... and the ability to get some better eyes for the Matryoskha.

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Quarantine hair?! I’ve got a quarantine beard.

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It’s fairly accurate.

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A little Winterbash Story

Part 1

A humble girl and fine student called Joana spends her time on Winterbash

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Due to the pandemic she was given a face-mask

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Which she later replaces with a secret social-mask

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a bit later she finds a Mariachi hat and changes her name to Joanita

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soon after she also finds a sword and a flag: a freedom fighter is born

Joanita d'Arcos

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End of Part 1

to be continued... Part 2

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A little Winterbash Story

This is the continuation of Part 1
what happened earlier?
Joana, a humble student, found A Mariachi Hat, a Sword and a The Flag and she became Joanita d'Arcos, a famous freedom fighter

Part 2

remeber from Part 1, this is Joanita d'Arcos, a freedom fighter

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One day Joanita d’Arcos meets 2 musicians

Matryoshka

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and I.W.T. Subscribe

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after some gigs, she knows that she would do better as musician than as freedom fighter. Her friends call her JoHanita now

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They start a band and soon after JoHanita signs a record label contract

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As by contract, she takes off her Mariachi Hat and overnight she became the famous artist RiJoHanna

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The End

Credits:
Story written and all appearing hats earned by: Vickel
Historic inspiration: Joan of Arc for Joanita d’Arcos
Musician inspiration: Rihanna for RiJoHanna
Instruments played: Balalaika

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Is this a mask?

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There aren't much hats this year that my tree-self can properly wear, but I believe that this headset is looking nice on me.

Picture of a colorful tree wearing a headset (Discipline hat)

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  • That headset works with everything! :D Dec 17, 2020 at 14:23
  • What music do trees listen to anyways?
    – Joe Kerr
    Dec 17, 2020 at 15:30
  • @JoeKerr We don't all have the same taste :p But it will meclassical music as well as film and TV shows OST for my tree self Dec 17, 2020 at 15:54
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"Boots and Hats and Boots and Hats and Boots and Hats":

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  • Boots?! o.o ?
    – bad_coder
    Dec 17, 2020 at 15:45
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    @bad_coder It's an old geico ad.
    – Ollie
    Dec 17, 2020 at 18:15

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