I've been getting this on and off for what must be hours:
We are currently offline for maintenance
Routine maintenance usually takes less than an hour. If this turns into an extended outage, we will tweet updates from @StackStatus or post details on the status blog.
The @StackStatus twitter account eventually tweeted:
We were having an issue. It's much better now. We're monitoring closely. We will provide additional details on meta.
My friend also has the same problem, but I haven't seen anyone here mention it yet. What's happening? When can we expect it to stop doing this?