What should SO's motto be?
closed as off-topic by ShaWiz, Cai, Nathan Tuggy, rene, S.L. Barth Aug 17 '17 at 8:58
- This question does not appear to be about the software that powers the Stack Exchange network within the scope defined in the help center.
Putting more palms to face than a Rick James tribute video
We have more important things to do, but they don't come with avatars
You ask, we answer. We ask, you answer
This better be programming related
Because PonyOverflow.com keeps taking me back to this weirdo's profile page
We RTFM so you don't have to
Where RTFM is discouraged, but RTFFAQ is gospel
Is the podcast up yet?
You should totally drop that and try jQuery
Stop now if you plan on asking how to parse XML with regex
It's like folding@home, only it runs on bored developers
We were smart enough not to use a domain name that advertised sex changes
Yes, we do need stinkin' badges!
The first rule of Stack Overflow is you do not talk about Stack Overflow (you talk about Stack Overflow on Meta Stack Overflow)
Meta Stack Overflow:
Yes, we know you hate the colors
Closed as exact duplicate
Whatever you're requesting, Sampson has probably already written a greasemonkey script
The first rule of meta is you do not talk about meta (you talk about Stack Overflow)
Its always Friday afternoon in Iceland
- We should be too busy being sysadmins, yet here we are
This should be Community Wiki
Must have ...
There's a good chance your work filter has this blocked
Are you ready to unleash the fury!?
Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
FORMAT C: and try again
Just wait until Alex starts looking here for new TDWTF.com material
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- Turning procrastinating programmers into a resource since 2008
- Questionable answers to unanswerable questions
- If Jeff thinks meta-discussion is a waste of time, why does he have the most rep?
- The place to go in while waiting for SO to refresh
Stack Overflow: doing others' work for points instead of doing your own for dollars.
Stack Overflow: More expert, less sex change.
Stack Overflow: Get back to work.
Stack Overflow: Your free time just went in the corner and shot itself.
I believe to this point, from Jeff and Joel, it has been "Expert's Exchange, without the evil."
Stack Overflow: Let me google that for ya.
"No boat programmers allowed"
Stack Overflow: Google Me
Meta: To teach you by-design
Server Fault: Down due DNS troubles
Super User: Run as root and it will work
Stack Overflow: because we believe you have too much time on your hands...
Stack Overflow: Providing Computer Geeks with Friends since 2008.
Harnessing nerd power since 2008
5 0 days without a rollback war
We're not expert sex change.
You know, the opposite of 'Closed as Not Programming Related' ; )
Super User: All computer related questions are welcome here!
Except consoles, videogames, iPhones, smartphones, cellphones, Androids, Blackberries, Facebook, Gmail, Twitter, Wordpress, other websites, web services, mp3 players, iPads, discussions, shopping lists, recommendations, arguments, "must have" lists, Web design, programming, servers, waffles, unicorns, etc...
StackOverflow.com: Preventing developers from doing actual work since 2008!
StackOverflow.com: Because developers need something non-lethal to do while their code is compiling.
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave
No, really, the first time is free!
"Shoot first, ask questions later, do some work eventually"
Stack Overflow: Access to this much knowledge will nearly compensate for the time it absorbs.
Since Brad posted his awesome suggetsion as a comment instead of an answer...
Stack Overflow: Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!
Stack Overflow: Do your own damn homework.
Stack Overflow: Where Violated Access and Faulty Segmentation Collide
"Stack Overflow - Better than experts exchange"
"divide et overflow"
Continuing on the coattails and playing on the words of experts-exchange in parody, and also based on the concepts of beauty and sex sell, we can try these:
Stack Overflow: When Expert Sex Change won't give you one, we'll give it to you free! (C'mon people, we're talking about accounts here.)
Stack Overflow: True friends for when you can't keep a profile on BeautifulPeople.com for more than 27 seconds.
Stack Overflow: An alternative form of excitement for when a sex change is prohibitively expensive.
Stack Overflow: see Recursion - No, wait!
Super User: The "must-have" knowledge exchange resource.