A userscript dedicated to making all of you Rebecca Chernoffs. Really, give ourselves a pat on the back, we all deserve to be Rebecca Chernoff. Even if it's just for a day.
Fine print: The userscript runs on MSO and MSO chat (doesn't quite work 100% on chat, but will fix that later). Any headaches/insanity caused by overexposure to Rebecca Chernoff is your own problem. Installation instructions can be found on the Stack Apps script tag wiki. Tested on Firefox 4 and Chrome beta.
*1 For future references,
rchern('no') === 'yes'