I'm looking for Chuck Norris Facts style answers. In case anyone is curious, this question was inspired by Jon's own comment to this question.
EDIT: If you're into cryptography, you may enjoy these facts.
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Sign up to join this communityI'm looking for Chuck Norris Facts style answers. In case anyone is curious, this question was inspired by Jon's own comment to this question.
EDIT: If you're into cryptography, you may enjoy these facts.
Jon Skeet is the open source alternative to Resharper
Jon Skeet has no need for SCRUM - Jon Skeet is a one-man waterfall.
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To Jon Skeet Open Source, Closed source and non existing source is all the same.
Jon Skeet wrote the very first working C# compiler in C#.
Jon Skeet plans to use SHA-3 as a very efficient compression algorithm.
Jon Skeet has no problems writing multithreaded code, whenever there's a race condition, he always wins.
Jon Skeet knows what "PC Load Letter" means
Jon skeet once wrote a production quality OS kernel using nothing but Microsoft Project
Jon Skeet has proven that his toaster is monadic.
I can't help but try out a few of my own:
Hofstadter's Law states: "It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account." Skeet's Law states: "When Jon Skeet needs something done, it will blink into existence already complete, regardless of any other laws you take into account. He then punches Hofstadter in the amygdala... ONLY the amygdala."
Jon Skeet has no heart. His brain pulsates strongly enough to circulate blood.
Jon Skeet was unhappy with binary, so he invented his own number system called "Skeetnary". It's a base-infinity system.
Jon Skeet once caused a stack overflow in his brain when he tried to comprehend his own greatness. We refer to it as "The Big Bang."
The first rule of Jon Skeet is "You do not talk about Jon Skeet!" The second rule... oh crap!... BOOM!!!... (Jon Skeet telepathically explodes gnovice's head)
When Jon Skeet gets sent to /dev/null
, he survives.
Jon Skeet does not have to end his code statements with semi-colons.
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Jon-Skeet thought it may be funny to be able to prove that 1 != 1 when he invented mathematics.
Jon-Skeet doesn't sleep, he just serializes for a few hours.
The underflow error thrown by (chuckNorris / jonSkeet) can never be caught or handled.
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While in the act of inventing recursion, Jon Skeet paused to invent recursion.
Q: What language did God code the universe in?
A: None of them. God didn't code the universe, but rather asked Jon Skeet to do it. God said "please".
Mozilla originally wanted to name the "awesome bar" the "Skeet bar", but Jon thought that would be pushing things a little too much.
Jon Skeet handles all my exceptions
try { // insert code here } catch(Exception ex) { JonSkeet(ex); }
When Jon Skeet takes a break, SO Server comes to idle.
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, Jon Skeet already changed them, all at once, with a generic recursive structure using reflection
Jon Skeet is so good that he is the only guy allowed to use multiple inheritance in C#.
Jon Skeet can do "undo" (^Z), even writing over a paper sheet!
Jon Skeet's Map-Reduce implementation collapses the known universe into a singularity
Jon Skeet implemented an algorithm to reverse entropy
Jon Skeet can compress 1GB of information into one byte.
Jon Skeet doesn't needs drivers, he tells the hardware what to do.
Jon Skeet's computer can't take viruses, they're too afraid of him.
Jon Skeet can speak to computers, because he compiles his thoughts.
When Jon Skeet needs an operating system, the OS writes himself.
For Jon Skeet, a stack overflow is nothing but a poorly capitalised name of a popular website for developers.
Jon Skeet beat the boss at the last level of C#, and got every achievement possible, even a couple that was never added.
Jon Skeet solved the halting problem.