I'm looking for Chuck Norris Facts style answers. In case anyone is curious, this question was inspired by Jon's own comment to this question.
EDIT: If you're into cryptography, you may enjoy these facts.
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Sign up to join this communityI'm looking for Chuck Norris Facts style answers. In case anyone is curious, this question was inspired by Jon's own comment to this question.
EDIT: If you're into cryptography, you may enjoy these facts.
Even the sponsors know that trying to compete with the man is futile!
and he'd already answered that question too... just to rub it in.
Jon Skeet is so fast he could count to infinity... twice!
I once challenged Jon Skeet to a coding competition. He beat me so bad it caused me to travel back in time to ancient Greece. While I was there, I learned that they actually had SIX elements: Fire, Water, Earth, Air, Aether and Jon Skeet.
I opened up a can of awesome the other day - it had Jon Skeet in it.
He made me close it, and call Dispose() on it.
Jon Skeet doesn't pay respect. Respect pays Jon Skeet.
Jon Skeet got an unobtanium badge.
And it's called 'Jon Skeet.'
Jon Skeet can execute an infinite loop in 4 seconds.
Jon Skeet cannot cause a null reference exception. If he points to null, an object materializes just for him.
I was sooo close to closing this as an “exact duplicate” but I'm unable to find any related thread in the MS newsgroups. Can it really be that nobody had noticed before? ;-)
Anyway …
… Jon’s stack can’t overflow.
Jon Skeet can write an operating system in machine language in binary using only 0s.
Jon Skeet is so fast that whenever light arrives somewhere new, Jon Skeet has already been there.
The only reason we didn't all die of the Y2K bug was because Jon Skeet was bored on new year's eve and decided to fix it.
Jon Skeet's reputation score is actually defined as a multiple of the second-highest score.
Jon Skeet can decode and listen to an MP3 file just by seeing the binary ...
John Skeet will edit any post on the internet that spells his name incorrectly.
Jon Skeet can inherit a sealed class.
Jon Skeet doesn't like binary, octal, decimal or hexadecimal. He has always performed his calculations in base 2i.
Chuck Norris and Jon Skeet walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.