I'm looking for Chuck Norris Facts style answers. In case anyone is curious, this question was inspired by Jon's own comment to this question.
EDIT: If you're into cryptography, you may enjoy these facts.
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Sign up to join this communityI'm looking for Chuck Norris Facts style answers. In case anyone is curious, this question was inspired by Jon's own comment to this question.
EDIT: If you're into cryptography, you may enjoy these facts.
The guy who dared to downvote a Jon Skeet answere lost hist right hand, the mouse ate it.
John Skeet took the H out of his name because it was "overly verbose". He was one day old at the time.
Jon Skeet doesn't hit refresh on Stack Overflow - the SO database tweaks his neurons directly. He just hangs an event handler on the neurons.
Console.WriteLine("C++" + 1);
Output: "C#"
Console.WriteLine("C#" + 1);
Output: "Jon Skeet"
The ultimate recursive function call (language is not important, it will work):
JonSkeet()
{
return JonSkeet();
}
Jon Skeet knows more than The Shadow
Jon Skeet can change the rate of decay of radioactive isotopes
Jon Skeet invented sliced bread
All SETI@home and Folding@home packet submissions are verified by Jon Skeet
Jon Skeet is better than Cats
Santa asks Jon Skeet who has been naughty and nice
Jon Skeet gets reputation so fast that his reputation counter has had an overflow error
His reputation was over 22K now it’s 18.2K
Jon has already invented waterproof electricity.. oh sorry.. it's electriskeety..
When Jon walks, actually earth revolves such that Jon seems moving ahead.
All the solutions to a given problems are derived from Jon and overrides static method called JonSkeet.SolveThis();
Anti-matter is something Jon created after realizing that Jon should matter to the matter.
White is actually a concentrated light emitting from Jon after all colors bow to him and get merged in each other.
Jon Skeet has been AFK for about 10 years. That is when he finished scripting his computer to perform all the actions he would have taken over his remaining lifetime.
Jon Skeet don't use conditional jumps. He dictates what will happen at runtime.
Ok, the following are all translation from the Vero Programmatore's Blog (Real Programmer) http://veroprogrammatore.blogspot.com/
Sorry for the typos and the grammar horrors. btw:
Somebody tells JS that is it impossible to calculate the determinant of a rectangular matrix, then JS explain him that, in fact, it is possible ... only that is a not document function.
JS can calculate the determinant of a LCD Matrix
JS can escape from a serial killer simply turning off his COM ports
Just before going to sleep JS exclaim sleep(0x7080).
JS eats Silicon Wafers
When JS plays at Final Fantasy 7, he made Aeris revive.
When JS was a boy he built a house on a binary tree.
JS can count up to 1024 with his finger
JS made, for his girl, a Perl array.
the first word JS learnt to say was: "Hello, world!"
JS have a picture in his home with this sentence: "127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1"
JS end all his sentences with the semicolon; even when he speaks;
While just about everybody can clean their browser cache, only JS can clean the Google cache.
JS never press CTRL-Z while he develop, ever! In fact he reassign that shortcuts for launching America's Army
in the late 1989 JS used to call himself Joshua on usenet
JS can install Vista on a PC with the mininum hardware requirements requested by MS.
JS's PC has passed the Turing Test.
JS's Car have 2 keys, a public one and a private one.
JS can install Vista on a PC with the mininum hardware requirements requested by MS.
:D
– MasterPeter
May 11 '09 at 22:34
In an an early attempt at V8, Google(tm) renamed 'JavaScript' to 'JonSkeet', but quickly reverted the name when it started breaking holes in the space time continuum... The svn's revision had this note:
{ "author" : "universe", "bug-fix" : { "ID" : "84", "title" : "missing exception on divide by zero" }, "change-summary" : "reverted name", "comment" : "Jon Skeet can divide by zero.", }
Jon Skeet doesn't need a keyboard or mouse, he just induces the transistors in the CPU to flip with the power of his mind.
Who is Jon Skeet?
What do we really know about him?
Is he a socialist?
He keeps spreading the knowledge around
Jon Skeet can sort in O(n*log(log(n))
Jon Skeet: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
Morpheus: No, Jon. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
Here comes more...
Outer space exists because it is afraid to be on the same planet with Jon
Jon Skeet is so fast that he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of his head
Jon Skeet doesn't wear a watch - He decides what time is it!!
Jon Skeet can slam a revolving door ;-)
Jon Skeet once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills and made him blink
I think I'm possessed by Jon Skate 01100001 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01001001 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101001 01110100 00101110 00101110
ah.now I'm back to normal..