It's the holidays, what could be more fun than kicking back with your programming relatives, a few drinks and the Stack Overflow podcast? Don't answer that, instead suggest rules for the Stack Overflow drinking game!
One rule per answer, the top votes will make the game. I'll kick it off with this one:
Drink every time Jeff or Joel is interrupted by the other person.
Update: putting this question into wiki mode as requested in the comments.
Whenever either/both mention the vast communities they bring to the table.
I love 'em both, and read 'em both, but I feel so used after those comments :p
Whenever Joel says the name of a caller right before playing the recording of the caller saying the exact same thing.
Joel pronounces "wiki" as "wee-key"
Whenever Joel says "Now I'm going to get hate mail from the $PROGRAMMING_LANGUAGE users for the next week."
Whenever they say Stack Overflow.
Another one: Whenever Joel and Jeff (mostly Joel, though) talk about how math is taught wrong, how people shouldn't care about algebra and calculus but should just go straight to Linear Algebra, Topology, Queuing Theory, etc. However, be sure not to learn anything in depth as that would be hard (like C). The reason this is so is because most of the math is useless and apparently nobody ever made a money using Linear Algebra (wow). ::shrugs::
Whenever they start sounding like Beavis and Butthead.
Whenever Jeff says, "I'm not saying that I'm" and then cites some impossibly high standard of programming genius. He's not saying he is that genius, mind you, but he seems to want to raise the possibility . . .
Whenever Joel or Jeff mention specific Stack Overflow users; this should net at least one drink / podcast.
Whenever they talk about critical user mass.
Whenever Joel talks about a project's velocity.