According to Nick Craver, hamsters power StackOverflow and related sites. At any given time, how many run the site? What is the average turnover (how often do they need to be replaced)?

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    What is their caloric output? Commented Jun 25, 2011 at 3:44
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    It hasn't been Friday in Iceland in quite a long time...
    – alex
    Commented Jun 25, 2011 at 7:42
  • Are there any hamsters that hold a position of command? Or are they the subordinates of a larger mammels?
    – Gabriel
    Commented Jan 11, 2012 at 17:09

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We use 932 hampsters in rotating shifts of 212 for the web tier, they get 3 weeks of vacation time and all the carrots they want. Benefits also include medical and time off every 4th Tuesday and a bathroom break every 36 hours - we treat the help quite well here.

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    Why do I hear the cracking of whips and smell a faint whiff of ozone?
    – jcolebrand
    Commented Jun 25, 2011 at 1:07
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    @jcolebrand - these aren't the hamsters you're looking for Commented Jun 25, 2011 at 1:11
  • They'll be breeding like the clappers. You done a headcount recently? Commented Jun 25, 2011 at 1:33
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    @Mr. - how do you think we replace the old ones? Commented Jun 25, 2011 at 1:39
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    @Nick, I can see a technical difficulty with this approach: being crepuscular, how are they kept active during non-twilight hours? Are they treated like battery hens with artificial lighting? I think we'd all prefer you use free-range hamsters..
    – pavium
    Commented Jun 25, 2011 at 2:28
  • You guys could be a lot more efficient if you upgraded to these human sized ones: bit.ly/ieyD1f
    – Swift
    Commented Jun 25, 2011 at 2:49
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    What is that strange number 932? It isn't a power of two, it confuses me. Also if you said we use 0x03A4 hamsters then i would understand a lot better.
    – slugster
    Commented Jun 25, 2011 at 3:09
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    Curious. Do you store power in preparation for the 4th Tuesday? Commented Nov 8, 2011 at 16:34
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    Don't be daft, @Xaade. They obviously stagger the Tuesdays across four groups of hamsters, so we only see a 25% power loss on any given Tuesday.
    – Pops
    Commented Feb 21, 2012 at 22:26

Each hamster consumes about 400 calories a day, which is just under 1/2 watt/day, or 12 watt hours. Assuming a 50% fuel to energy conversion (pretty optimistic, but let's assume these are elite hamsters that prefer the hamster wheel to running about the cage) then we can get about 6 watt hours out of an active hamster, on average, each day. The motor in the hamster cage is, sadly, only about 80% efficient, and the DC/DC converter to the power buss bars is a nice efficient 90%, but then we have to upconvert the DC buss once more before powering the data center, and that sucker only runs at 80% efficiency. So we only end up with 3.5WH/day out of each hamster.

Each server consumes about 600 watts per hour, and there are about 18 servers, so we're running about 11KW, which is 264KW hours per day.

So, excluding HVAC power, lights, infrastructure, and other overhead costs, Stack Exchange must be running at least 76,000 hamsters.

Hamsters have a MTBF of about 20 months which means that they have to replace about 125 hamsters per day - about one every twelve minutes. This system, unlike feeding and cage cleaning, is not automated, so they probably have two or more hamster technicians on 24/7 call to handle this and a few other relevant duties.

Of course this doesn't count hamsters on disability, medical, vacation, or maternity leave, which may require another 50-70 thousand hamsters. Further, I'm generalizing on power requirements - with peak usage energy storage, sane power schemes, and other techniques they could be easily using half this required power on average.

That may seem like a lot of Hamsters, but you have to realize that Stack Exchange is handling 95 million page hits per month - so each hamster is powering 41 page hits a day. Even though Google employs more pigeons, I suspect that Stack Exchange is more efficient on an animals-per-page-served basis.

I dare you to teach a hamster to serve 41 pages a year, nevermind each day.

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    And boy is PETA pissed...
    – Pollyanna
    Commented Dec 3, 2011 at 19:01
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    "600 watts per hour"?
    – jkd
    Commented Jun 4, 2018 at 15:41

I suggest firing the chaos monkey.

Seems like in between flinging poo he's also unplugging the servers.

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