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2 of 4 Link to Open Graph standard proposal page instead of Facebook's implementation; added 56 characters in body; added 40 characters in body; added 9 characters in body

I'm all for opening up oneboxing, but not for creating yet another standard.

There are already two competing, widespread standards for onebox-like functionality: oEmbed and Facebook's Open Graph1. If Stack Exchange is going to do this, they should adopt one of those instead of re-inventing the wheel.

Fortunately, the charging one has been solved now that we've all standardized on mini-USB. Or is it micro-USB? Shoot.

Note 1: what you're proposing is pretty close to Open Graph anyway.