Recently, I've noticed a downhill effect in the quality of spam posted on Stack Exchange websites. Take this as an example (found on [Space.SE](http://space.stackexchange.com)):

> ![][1]

There are a great many things wrong with this artifact:

 1. There is not one capitalized letter in the entire post. *(-1 grammar point.)*
 2. The only punctuation mark is in the signature. *(-1 grammar point)*
 3. There is a signature. *(-1 SE points)*
 4. There isn't even one sneaky inline link. *(-1 spam point)*
 5. I have absolutely no idea what I'm supposed to go buy. *(-756 spam points)*

This appears to be the new standard for spam on the Stack Exchange network. How can we let this happen? 

To resolve this issue of low-quality spam, I would like to propose the following:

## Educate the spammers

Let's make an addition to our [How To Ask](https://stackoverflow.com/questions/how-to-ask) page:

> ![][2]

Which would lead to a new How to Spam page. Draft here:

> ![][3]

This would greatly improve the quality of spam on Stack Exchange sites!

  [1]: https://i.sstatic.net/0IrTI.png
  [2]: https://i.sstatic.net/LJK2h.png
  [3]: https://i.sstatic.net/pgYk5.png