##Send to Joe

Oh, the weather outside is frightful  
But the hoodie is so delightful  
And since we've got more swag to go  
Send to Joe! Send to Joe! Send to Joe!

Oh, it doesn't cost much for shipping,  
And I've brought some code for posting.  
The bandwidth is turned down low,  
Send to Joe! Send to Joe! Send to Joe!

When I finally take it out,  
How I'll love showing Stack Exchange love  
And really, without a doubt  
It will fit me like a glove!  

The post is slowly ending,  
And my dear, you're still reading,   
And as long as you vote up so,  
Send to Joe! Send to Joe! Send to Joe!


Oh, it doesn't cost much for shipping,  
And I've brought some code for posting.  
The bandwidth is turned down low,  
Send to Joe! Send to Joe! Send to Joe!

When I finally take it out,  
How I'll love showing Stack Exchange love  
And really, without a doubt  
It will fit me like a glove!  

Oh, the weather outside is frightful  
But the hoodie is so delightful  
And since we've got more swag to go  
Send to Joe! Send to Joe! Send to Joe!

Send to Joe, send to Joe, send it ... to ... Joe!
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\**I refer to the Super User Zipper Hoodie, preferentially.*