I pick things up and put them down, often times I dont remember  
   where. I split my time between being an assistant to photograhers on  
   shoots. I know I'm old because when I started studios were still  
   running film. When I'm not doing that I do some Apple support,  
   carpentry, bicycle riding, telemark skiing, and drinking some of the  
   finest craft beers in the land. I spend much time wandering  
   aimlessly and muttering to myself. I'm hoping to garner support for  
   it as a legit Olympic competition.