I am the protagonist in many popular Java-based business and hobby codebase box office hits. As an ambidextrous hard-partying and swinging hippie programmer, I save the world from code bugs and thaw cryogenically frozen greatness from my colleagues tortured and uncompiled source - while writing great code!
Not only have I actually met Borat, I also have experience with
DOS and just about anything else required to get the job done in a multidisciplinary, undisciplined and uncouth-although-amazing software environment.
My big project will be the Oz programming language. When it materializes, all other programming domains will crumble before the all-powerful, syntactically beautiful and functionally implicit Oz! I suppose I would then be the Wizard of Oz ;-)