I am an inexperienced adventurer, trying to explore the wonderful but complex and dangerous new world of computers, electronics and programming which I have just landed in, with only my Ubuntu and an internet connection to help me. So far I have tangled with small Pythons, struggled through thickets of HTML and dabbled in a CaSScade. I had just entered a clearing when a wild Javascript swOOPed down on me. As I dashed through the under-brush, managing to escape. However, in my mad rush I disturbed a Jquery. It chased me, wanting a piece of me. I ran into a Cave and now I have to find my way out. I am trying to follow the Pointers but whether I will survive or not, only time will tell. My friends K & R might help.

Aside from programming, I have an interest in toast making, a rather unusual hobby. Other interests include wooden spoon making, and spouting terrible puns.

On a more serious note: I am a dedicated Christian, and a young-earth creationist. I am willing to discuss my views.